Duke Univeristy has invited Laura Whitehorn to speak on campus, originally billing her as a “political prisoner” even though she was in prison for the “political statement “of bombing the U.S. Capitol. And then the people who invited her acted so surprised at the controversy, because college professors are the dumbest people on God’s green earth. Even a four-year-old would understand that a terrorist should be hung instead of being asked to talk, but that’s beyond college professors. This is just yet another example of the total idiocy that comes from our universities, as it’s like the a mangy dog is better equipped to understand the real world than the people who run college campuses. I wouldn’t be surprised if I found a college professor who had come up with some high-falutin reason why trees don’t actually exist and thus keeps walking into them.
Maybe it wouldn’t be so much a problem if colleges were just a place to isolate this stupidity – somewhere they can protect their precious idiocy that would be torn to shreds by the world outside – but the problem is they like to spread their dumb ideas to the students. College kids usually have a low protein diet of nothing but Ramen noodles and thus are highly susceptible to brain washing. I myself did all right because I had an engineering major which didn’t leave me time for being stupid, but all the philosophy and arts majors are not so lucky. Sure, most will grow out of the stupid ideas when they start having to pay taxes, but, for some, the idiocy they learn in college destroys them forever.
We’ve let this go on to long. There is no reason that people who teach history and English have to lack the common sense of the average muskrat. First thing we need to do is to storm the colleges and remove the liberal professors. They can probably be trained to do simple tasks such as sweep floors and test the effectiveness of pepper sprays. Also, they can be fitted with shock collars to “teach” them if they ever try to talk about politics. Some may say that is cruel, to which I say, “Yeah, that’s the point.”
Next, we can find good professors to take their places. People who love America, hate terrorists, want all Commies to be dead, and like to use guns to shoot bad people. New student standards can be set that will expel a student for being “too much of a hippy.” Also, there can be a new mandatory class that all students must take that teaches them why America kicks ass. It can be taught by an angry Marine who will savagely beat anyone who says something bad about the ‘ole U.S. of A. This will be an especially good class for foreign students.
Let’s get to it. Our country’s educational future depends on it.
Amen
Start with Brown…
The College of the Future(tm), now at IMAO!
After Brown come to Seton Hall University, there are plenty of professors that this can be tested on
Did you know that a recent survey showed that about 99% of University profs consider themselves to be Liberal? Most unemployed, high school drop outs on the other hand are Conservative.
The message is clear: If we want the world to be a better place, drop out of school! The smarter you become, the more likely you are to become liberal and thus evil.
When you’re done, please invade some Canadian colleges too.
Do you think we could get Helen some remedial help at IMAOU? M
IMAO,
I really like the way you started comparing idiots with animals. It’s much better than using children, because animals are actually really dumb. Like this one time I told my dog it was stupid and it just wagged its tail, while looking happy and breathing on me (dogs don’t know what oral hygene is either…).
SilverSow,
I understand your sentiments. But if none of the good guys become smart, who will make better weapons to kill the liberals with?
Don’t worry, I’m the most conservative person in the country, and no college campus is going to change THAT. In fact, the longer I’m here the further to the right I get driven.
So I’ll come up with some cool, dangerous stuff with my mechanical engineering degree.
As far as that ass-kickin’ Marine teaching courses, just call the course “History and Moral Philosophy.” in honor of Robert Heinlien who thought of that back in the 50’s in Starship Troopers.
You may have exceptional amounts of common sense, perhaps even a modicum of intelligence, however, you would never find an English major who would use the phrase “…a new mandatory class that all students must take that teaches them why America kicks ass…”.
WHICH I might add, explains why you post missives on a website, as opposed to, say, the Washington Post Op-Ed page.
I thought it was because the washington post were a bunch of slackjawed liberals…
-e_minor
I have to admit, that is pretty bad, but if I did an op-ed I’d assume I’d have an editor.
I hate self-editing.
besides which correct english only disrupts the flow… and english major idolizes freaking gonzo lit so he should know that… right mr hunter s thompson jr?
funny stuff….