In my biggest honor yet as a blogger, I have now been named Emperor Misha’s Imperial Secretary of War. I plan to honor this position by responding to all slights to the Empire with excessive force, by solving everything with violence, and by never choosing peace when war is a viable alternative. Some may disagree with these policies, and accordingly, some will die!
Idiotarianis delendae sunt!
More proof that we got the Right Man™ for the Job!
Oh, and even though you really didn’t have a choice in accepting the honor (what would be next? Elections? Hah!), we would still like to thank you very much for doing so.
All hail Frank, Grand Poobah of laying the smack down.
It’s worth noting that, no matter what hippies say, erring towards too much violence doesn’t actually make any less sense than erring towards too little force.
Erring toward too little violence may give your opponent an opportunity to strike back.
Congrats on your new position Frank. And hey, if someone doesn’t like it…nuke em. Then nuke the ashes, just to ingrain in people’s heads not to f*ck with you 🙂 (Took a little leaf outta your Nuke the Moon essay, hope ya don’t mind :D)
-Jeff
“Never choosing peace when war is still a viable alternative.”
LOL… There is a delectable bluntness to that statement that made me laugh.
The author is an excellent pick for Imperial Secretary of War.