The other members of the Axis of Evil are trying to take advantage of our distraction with Iraq. North Korea has tested more missiles, and Iran started up their nuclear program. This is bad and cannot go unanswered.
First of all, this is just why we need missile defense. When North Korean fires a test missile, we can shoot it out of the sky. Then we can have a plane fly by towing a banner saying, “Your Missiles Suck! You Guys Are Losers!” Then the North Korean will get low self-esteem and stop all their blustering about how they can beat us in a nuclear war and other fantasies.
As for Iran, we could just go in and blow up their nuclear facilities, but the U.N. will probably yell at us. Then we’d have to also take out the U.N., and we could end up being in the desert all night digging holes. Instead, we should set up the destruction so that they see a poofy-haired man running away from the explosion. They’ll assume it was Kim Jong Il trying to take down Iran so he could be the undisputed leader of the Axis of Evil. Jong and Ayatollah Ali Hoseini-Khamenei will probably get into a slap fight and curse each other’s mustaches, giving us enough time to steal whatever oil those two countries have. Once exploited for their resources, those countries are of no further use to us and can be nuked.
Quick and simple.
I’ve always wondered why we dont shoot down their missles during their show. That’d be freakin awesome. Hell, we’ve got cruisers right over there now that could do it. Then after we shoot a few down we could attack after the next one and just say that it was aimed at us and that’d be it. Same thing with these Iraq missles, just shoot them down over their own people.
How many boxcutters can you shoot down with NMD?
How about instead of putting the nuke on a missile they…mail it to us?
NMD is just welfare for defense contractors.
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“Instead, we should set up the destruction so that they see a poofy-haired man running away from the explosion. They’ll assume it was Kim Jong Il trying to take down Iran so he could be the undisputed leader of the Axis of Evil. ”
Heh. Man, that’s one hell of a devious, creative streak you got there, Frank.
DUH. Get this. Our ‘missile defense’ (worthless as it is) would have zero effect on N. Korea launching missiles into the sea.
You are ignorant.
Well, that’s true…our missles are designed to hit crap aimed at us. If it goes sploosh, no point now, is there?
I’m not all that worried about NoKo, truth be told. Japan’s right across the pond, ready and able to wail on their sorry asses if they try anything cute. And if they’ve forgotten what the U.S. is capable of, they haven’t forgotten what Japan is capable of. Centuries of being someone’s bitch tends to do that, apparently.
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