Now you get to choose what will be the official photo of me, the beloved Frank J., to go on my About Me page. All shots were taken with a digital camera held at arms length… unless they obviously weren’t. And I just now noticed that my left eye tends to be slightly more closed than the right; what’s up with that?
Anyhoo, here are the choices:
Photo #1: Here I am as normal, with a slight smirk. Yeah, I know I’m better than you.
Photo #2: Here I am more serious looking. Yes, I’m a humorous guy, but you’ll never know how deep and philosophical my thoughts are.
Photo #3: Here I am smiling. I’m a happy, funny guy. Everyone loves Frank.
Photo #4: Here I am staring into the unknown, my thoughts distant and mysterious. Or maybe my ADD kicked in while I was taking that shot.
Photo #5: I was thinking my readers might want a picture that has more character, so here is suicidally depressed Frank. “Everyone just laughs at me!” Whoops! Looks like some forgot to take his pills.
Photo #6: Now the pills have kicked in. Here’s psycho happy Frank!
Photo #7: Here’s paranoid Frank. Why would people want a picture of me? For what purpose?
Photo #8: And here I am with homicidal rage like my hero, Donald Rumsfeld.
Photo #9: And here is what The Matrix would look like if I starred in it. Don’t I look dangerous with those silenced Skorpions (or “Klobbs” for aficionados of the N64 game Goldeneye)?
Photo #10: And here is what The Matrix would look like if Agent Smith had the head of a monkey… but now I think we’ve strayed off topic.
Carefully make your selection. You only get to vote once, and no revotes if you accidentally vote for Buchanan. Polling will be open for the rest of the week, or until I arbitrarily decide to end it. Poll results can also be ignored if I don’t like them. You see, it’s like a democracy, but better, because I get the final say.
Poll has closed. See results here.
A vote for #10 is a vote for FREEDOM!
And Lugers.
I think you should put them all into a giant collage, call it “The Many Faces of Frank,” and put it up as a splash page.
Frank needs help, folks. Let’s take those faces and photoshop them into more entertaining places…
To use an image of Frank, you first have to give me money.
Give me money.
DOH! rosignol stole my idea.
You can use my image without paying. You were nice enough to point me out to where to make a poll.
#7 looks like you just drank some bitter puppy puree.
seems that we all think Frank is a monkey headed agent smith…
Chris
LOL. But I have to wonder if that’s shadowing going on under Frank’s eyes or a bit of blue mascara….
I need more sleep. Photo editing can take care of that.
Let’s start with the most obvious Photoshop gimmick and get it out of the way.
Even I thought of that one.
How about this slogan (seen on a bumper sticker) for your t-shirt?
NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS
I’m stuck in a Nick at Night theme. I think this one is a bit more original though.
Yeah, I’m thinking this was a bad idea now. Should have held out for more money.
Frank does sorta look like Greg Brady. Except in that last picture, where he reminds me of Bubbles. Where do I vote for Buchanon?
I was going to make Buchanan the second choice in the poll, but I could only fit in ten entries.
I bet if I did include him, the race would be between him and monkey face.
Stinki,
Hey, this is your sister.
Put on a nice collared shirt and have someone take some descent pics of you, dumbass! Otherwise, I vote for 5 or the above Gilligan shot.
Love ya!
You go away, Sarah. You’re not allowed on my site.
And I think my technique of holding the camera at arms length was perfectly capable.
Hey little bro, maybe its the statistics guy in me, but thats an interesting distribution to the voting.
Yeah, people like monkeys.
I agree, monkeys are good. People are bad.
Screw monkeys. We want a picture of Sarah.
Silly Sister Sarah is too busy immersing herself in Hollywood to give anything to this site. She just got hired to be the Costume Designer for a feature length film even though she just finished school like a week ago, so now she’s too good to talk to her brother. She’s like, “If you have something to say to me, talk to my people and they’ll pass the message on to me.”
Hehe… OT but you should put your sister on an imao.us t-shirt.
Stay away from my sister or you’ll get a beating your grandkids will feel.
Funniest thing I’ve read all day.
So, what are you going to beat these people with — your fiercely typed words?
When you change your shirt and get real pics taken, make sure the shirt is a solid color, preferably bright blue (never plaid, it just isn’t dignified).
Also, about the Matrix pic, is Keanu’s brain-dead expression really something you want to emulate?
—think about it.
With Love and Concern,
I am donating money to get you a new haircut. The one you have now is just not homicidal enough.
I want #7!!
Plus I like the collage idea. It’s rather disturbing, in a German art film sort of way.
Why not a photoshopped Rumsfeld picture or something for the logo?
maybe him strangling ChIraq
#7 all the way, man. LOL
I want to see a pic of you in backless, yet tasteful t-shirt, so we can be sure you’re not controlled by a puppet-master.
#8 no contest. Best (most memorable) headshot on the web.
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