The Iraqis have realeased a new photo as evidence that Saddam is alive and well, protraying him as being quite active despite the war within his country. Experts say there may be reason to suspect that the photo is not in fact a recent picture, though.
Ohmigod. Could it be that Saddam was secretly Mister Kotter as well? Has anyone seen Saddam and Gabe Kaplan together?
The Iraqi Minister of Information has released a statement:
“This is absurd to question this timely photo! I now suppose you call us not a modern society only when it suits you! Everyone knows that Baghdad is behind the times, and the disco craze has swept the country just this week! Saddam is generously being the example to his loyal countrymen that he has always been! The Iraqi people are dancing! They will be dancing in the street; you will see! All Iraqis will dance or they will die!”
“Hey! Saddam! Kim Jong-Il called! He wants his hair back!”