The poll on which picture should represent Frank J. is now closed with 505 votes.
RESULTS:
Agent Monkey-for-a-Head: 168 votes
Homicidal Rage Frank: 114 votes
Matrix Frank: 102 votes
Paranoid Frank: 54 votes
Psycho Happy Frank: 26 votes
Depressed Frank: 13 votes
Smirking Frank: 11 votes
Distracted Frank: 7 votes
Serious Frank: 5 votes
Smiling Frank: 5 votes
As a compromise, a reader made this which combines the top two entries. Also, Rachel Lucas said she likes Paranoid Frank, which might out rule you all. Maybe I’ll redo a better picture of that later, but right now I have decided to honor the vote, and thus I have a new About Me page completely rewritten to explain why I have the head of a monkey. Hope you enjoy.
I’ll have to change my vote to the hybrid.
Whilst I do love Paranoid Frank, I must admit I’m a fan of the monkey, too. It’s just so…menacingly cute. Evil, really. And I do love that.
I won’t stop laughing for a week thanks to that “About Me” page. And I’m the type whose humour nerves have higher thresholds than ever thanks to “In My World.”
In a more just universe, you’d be writing for Comedy Central… 🙂
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
baby’s in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain
about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don’t believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park
Yo. Cut it.
I voted for the ‘Paranoid Frank’, but I will defer to the inimitable Rachel Lucas.
okay, enough fooling around. there’s still commies out there needn’ killin’
get to it, sluggos.
The hybrid is ABSOLUTELY the best. In fact, that was exactly the image in my hed b4 I saw a picture of you. DO IT!!!!!
DT
I must admit to liking the homocide pic!
Its just so much fun too make funny faces imitading it!