Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there. Without your perseverance and wisdom we would stick our fingers in electric sockets, run around with scissors, and jump off cliffs like all the other kids. Without my mother’s love and care, I certainly never would have grown up to be a law abiding, tax-paying, God-fearing, gun-carrying member of American society who writes a humor weblog.
Moms, you kick ass.
Thanks Frank!
You do know its spelt “mum” right? you silly yanks
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I stepped into the ocean for the first time in my life on Saturday. I had been on the ocean