Contest Update III

Here are more random samplings of the subtitles entries:

Nuke ‘Em ‘Til They Glow
I’m here for a good time. Not a long time.
If you touch me I’ll eat your offspring [Ed. That would be a good caption for the picture below.]
Here’s The Beef
Shoddy merchandise and low-brow humor; the Wal-Mart of blogs.
Just the faux, mam
The funny side of the VRWC
one small step for a man, one giant leap for manslaughter.

There is only two more days left for the contest, so come up with that genius subtitle soon so you can win that t-shirt. As always, keep e-mailing the subtitles to me with the subject “Subtitle”.

9 Comments

  1. I myself prefer “In God (and Superior Firepower) We Trust.” It’s capitalist! It’s pro-firepower! It’s American! It’s almost religious! The only thing missing is being anti-monkey. In short, it does a fine job of summing up the site. 😉

  2. you should just surender to the over whelming
    coolness of my subtitles. for i am the the coolest and sexiest out of everybody on the planet (followed shortly behind by frank)
    AND I DESERVE THAT SHIRT MORE THAN ANY OF YOU IGNORANT MORTALS

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