Bill McCabe from Ridgewood, NJ writes:
Which are deadlier: American Ninjas or Japanese Ninjas? You see, the film “American Ninja” has the American beating the Japanese Ninja, while “Revenge of the Ninja” has the Japanese guy winning. I’m rather confused as to who is superior.
That’s a rather easy question to answer: Americans are superior at everything. While American ninja might not be as skilled as classically trained Chinese or Japanese ninjas, we still win anyways because America always wins. That’s because God likes us and dislikes other countries. We know that since we are the only country to get tornados; that’s God’s sign to us that we are all really cool… though some people interpret it differently.
Aaron from Canada writes:
Does Soy Sauce really kill bacteria? KIKKOMAN told me it did, but I’m not sure, eh.
Obviously a flash animation that well produced has to be right, so, yes, soy sauce does kill bacteria.
Is there anything soy can’t do? No, there is nothing it can’t do, which makes it a threat to us. Yes, it makes lots of healthy foods now, but soy could have more sinister plans in the future. Instead of a world taken over by apes, we could end up ruled by soy where they use meat from humans to make a non-vegetarian replacement to soy burgers.
I’m not saying destroy all soy; I’m just saying we should keep an eye on it.
Rustmeister from Smartsville, USA writes:
I just bought myself a Nuke the Moon t-shirt for my birthday. My question is: Will this t-shirt slow the aging process?
That’s a silly question; of course it will. It will also increase your vocabulary, give you limited x-ray vision, and let you go 48 hours without sleep with no ill effects.
Of course, there was no real reason for me to answer this question, because all knowledge would become known to you as soon as you put on the shirt.
BTW, those who have these wonderful shirts now, remember to get those pictures in for the Peace Gallery.
Please keep the questions coming, <a href=”mailto:THISISSPAMTHISISSPAMace you’re from, I’ll randomly select one.
You’d think that the outcome of WWII would be enough to settle the American Ninja/Japanese Ninja debate. And today’s DARPA-enhanced exoskeleton wearing, see-in-the-dark, network-linked American Ninja using new stealth EM rail-gun technology to throw depleted-uranium “Shuriken” are such a Ninja ‘force multiplier’ that American Ninja superiority, indeed Ninja dominance, is assured for the next few decades.
Now the real question: Ninja vs. Samurai! How have recent developments in electronically scanned and millimeter-wave radar affected this ancient balance of power? I know I can count on Frank J. for the Samurai perspective, at least.
Actually Australia gets tornados too… even though most Australians don’t realise it. Unlike America though, we have crap all population, and the tornados are usually out at sea or in the desert.
Could that mean that God thinks that Australians are semi-cool?
I don’t know. God works in mysterious ways.
Thank you for answering my question, oh Great One.
I think it is quite possible that God also favors the Australians, perhaps he considers them semi-Americans, due to our common ancestry.
Completely unrelated: Some people have an unhealthy obsession with Soy. Then again, anything that helps us crush our enemies can’t be all that bad, can it? Soy is also part of this unholy trinity, which is noteworthy:P
American Ninja
This post over at IMAO reminded me of the bad 80’s movie American Ninja Unfortuantely, because of pop culture, American…
At long last Strom Thurmond will finally croak today. He should have retired about six years earlier. Well he is a rotting skeleton now. November 5,2020.