Arrr! Here be… whoops, that time has passed. Anyway, here are some more poll results.
Who wants a mug of monkey slurry?
How many monkeys can actually fit in a barrel?
6 – 10 votes (2%)
8 – 11 votes (2%)
10 – 13 votes (3%)
It varies with how fine a pulp you can grind them into first – 410 votes (92%)
I thought the Jews would get more votes since I biased the poll by adding the word “meddling”.
“We would have gotten away with it to if it weren’t for you meddling Jews!”
Who is most responsible for the violence in the Middle East?
Those meddling Jews – 10 votes (2%)
The Muslims – 159 votes (32%)
Pauly Shore – 58 votes (12%)
Who cares; let’s just steal their oil – 272 votes (55%)
I vote for the last two together.
World peace…
…is attainable in our lifetime. – 6 votes (1%)
…will take centuries to finally accomplish. – 18 votes (4%)
…is impossible since conflict is part of the human condition. – 129 votes (32%)
…would suck ass. I want to kill me some for’ners! – 253 votes (62%)
Yeah, the Hulk is a pushover.
Who is more fierce when angry?
Donald Rumsfeld – 130 votes (29%)
Bruce Banner – 10 votes (2%)
Chomps, the World’s Angriest Dog – 140 votes (31%)
Wolverine – 40 votes (9%)
Hillary Clinton – 131 votes (29%)
In Spiderman’s defense, he takes on people with guns all the time, but I bet Dirty Harry is just too tough and resourceful for him.
Who would win in a fight between Spiderman and Dirty Harry?
Answers Percent Votes
Spiderman – 95 votes (23%)
Dirty Harry – 290 votes (71%)
It’s a tie – 21 votes (5%)
Probably the largest tie vote so far. Poor Aquaman.
Who would win in a fight between Aquaman and Robin?
Aquaman – 89 votes (28%)
Robin – 125 votes (40%)
It’s a tie – 100 votes (32%)
Everything is a good excuse to bomb the French.
What should we do to ensure we don’t have another giant power outage?
Have more regulations on electric companies. – 3 votes (1%)
Update computer systems running the grids. – 24 votes (5%)
Bomb Canada. – 68 votes (18%)
4. Bomb France. – 372 votes (76%)
I thought the answer to this was obvious. Smite! Smite! Smite!
What would be the first thing you would do if you were God for a day?
Fiddle around with the structure of the universe to see if I can get pi to equal exactly 3 – 130 votes (30%)
Rob a liquor store (who could stop me?) – 22 votes (5%)
Stop believing in myself (I’m an atheist) – 17 votes (4%)
Smite, smite, smite until the sun goes down – 267 votes (61%)
I’ll try and come up with some more polls. I’ve added some I’d like everyone to answer labeled DEMOGRAPHIC INFORMATION. Right now I have one about gender and the other age.
Interstingly, in a meeting between Al Franken, An Coulter, Hillary Clinton, Every single Commie on the planet, the AntiChrist, Saddam Hussein, Chirac, Comical Ali, and Osama, the building was smote by a large meteorite, killing all inside…
I would say that Hillary would be more fierce because she gets less chances to vent her rage.
Ooh, I saw another reason to dislike aquaman. On Teen Titans today on cartoon network young aquaman (aqualad) was voiced by Wil Weaton (while he was in star trek, he played potato head boy and he is ULTRA-liberal – go read his blog/message board).
Even though it was an underwater villian he still needed the help of tha land based hero’s.
Cap’n, you are just making up results of these polls. I have never seen one yet before you posted the alleged results.
Bomb Canada??? No! Not all of us… maybe just Ontario…
Look, we all enjoy bombing France. Who wouldn’t? But we have a plan in place, and it’s working. The emmissions from our SUVs are throwing the world’s climate out of whack, resulting in global warming. Even now, in the plan’s early stages, we’re getting dividends. Everytime it gets above 80 degrees over there, the French die off like flies. A couple more years, and they’ll all be gone.
Stick with the plan, Frank. Stick with the plan.