Bush says there is no known link between Saddam Hussein and the terrorist attack on September 11, 2001, but you should hear all the things that intelligence reports indicate that Saddam is behind.
* You know all that graffiti in New York City? One of those was done by Saddam.
* Getting tired of that tacky neighbor? Well it was Saddam who gave him the pink flamingos.
* You know how only the even numbered Star Trek movies are any good. That’s because Saddam wrote the scripts for all the odd numbered ones.
* Remember the other night when you were woken up by some weird noise at night and thought it was just raccoons? It was actually Saddam.
* When you heard your kids swearing and was like, “Where did they learn that language?” They learned it from Saddam.
* That horrible Pepsi Blue – all Saddam’s idea.
* You know how Perot reentered the presidential race in 1992 and helped get Clinton elected? It was Saddam who convinced him to get back in.
* Remember that time you found your car keyed and you were like, “I’m going to find and kill that bastard who did this!” Well, you better look in Iraq, because it was Saddam.
* You know how people now associate mustaches with being gay. That was all because of Saddam.
* The surge of ninja movies in the eighties – that was funded by Saddam.
* You know of that terrorist group ELF that spray paints SUV’s and sets buildings on fire? Saddam is their main foot soldier.
* Gas prices have gone up lately. That’s not because of Saddam, but you notice how you’ve never seen anyone change those prices at the gas station? It’s Saddam who secretly changes them in the middle of the night.
* You know why Windows is so buggy and has so many security holes in it? Bill Gates told me it’s because of Saddam.
* George Lucas keeps considering putting the original versions of the first three Star Wars movies on DVD, but Saddam keeps convincing him not to.
* You know how Howard Dean is ahead in the polls for the Democratic primary? That’s because he has the backing of Saddam.
* You know why the Ninth Circuit US Court of Appeals is the most overturned court in the nation? It’s because one of the judges is Saddam.
* MEChA was just going to be a college club about building robots, but Saddam added radical statements about “Bronze Power” to their charter.
* I think he also once was the evil, oppressive, murderous dictator of some country.
Notice how you never see Howard Dean and Saddam in the same place at the same time?
Hmm…
So…Saddam wrote the good Treks? Who wrote the bad ones? Kim Jong-Il?
I don’t know what ever you are talking about, Earl from blog-city.
I’m gonna start doing screenshots.
And get your minion Harvey to stop saying I’m part of the Alliance.
“Gas prices have gone up lately. That’s not because of Saddam, but you notice how you’ve never seen anyone change those prices at the gas station? It’s Saddam who secretly changes them in the middle of the night.”
Aaaaahh! I’ve actually seen someone changing the prices… which means… which means… That I saw Saddam in disguise and didn’t take the opportunity to flatten him with my car! I feel like such an idiot now. Dangit.
I was always in favor of seeing Saddam go through a nice public execution, now I am in favor of seeing Saddam go through a nice slow public execution.
Hurricane Isabel – that’s really just Saddam, tired of being ignored.
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I did NOT give your neighbor those pink flamingos. Those were sent by my son Usay.
Saddam
Canker sores? The careers of Howie Mandel, Adam Sandler, Pauly Shore, and each of the Baldwin brothers? Ross Perot?
Saddam. Saddam. Saddam.
He was prime minister of Britain?
…or Cheney and Saddam?
“George Lucas keeps considering putting the original versions of the first three Star Wars movies on DVD, but Saddam keeps convincing him not to.”
Actually, that’s not Saddam.
I’ve heard George Lucas is just one of those skeptics who doesn’t believe in all those laser-DVD type things.
“Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within ” is the best 3D graphic film ever. Sublime scene! The cartoon effect is lifelike. The story line is superb, the heroine is very beautiful.
In this film, I love the people’s sensation and scene.
With the great imagination.