- What’s this about a DoS attack against Hosting Matters? The Puppy Blender has finally changed the false quote about me to one claiming he was attacked by al Qaeda. Hey, my site went down too; how do you know they were targeting me? And why did they have to attack my defenseless blog instead of directly attacking me at home where I have my shotgun and handguns like I’ve always dreamed of? Then again, I don’t know what my deed restrictions say about having dead terrorists lying on the lawn.
- Hey, America is not the only friend of Israel; the Marshall Islands and Micronesia also voted against a U.N. condemnation of Israel making it a 144-4 vote. Sure there are only about 160,000 people between those two countries, but it’s nice to know we’re not alone in this world. We have friends out there– thought they’re very small and hard to find on a map.
- Rumsfeld is reportedly furious about the leak of the memo he wrote. He’s strangling and shooting everyone in sight. All he did was ask some tough questions, and now everyone is acting like he thinks the war is a failure. I mean, half the memo is just him discussing how he didn’t like the drape choices in the war room.
- The partial-birth abortion ban has passed the Senate and Bush said he will sign it. I’m against this. If you can’t suck the brains out of baby’s head, what rights do we have left?
- And Jeb Bush stopped Terri Schiavo from starving to death. It’s a whole “not killing people” epidemic now.
- There is now a Centrist Coalition blog. I hate moderates… much more than even liberals. I bet Satan is a moderate; the best way to get evil accepted is to package it with some good. That’s what moderates do; they’re always like, “Oh! I’m so special because I don’t take a firm stance on issues, and I see value in everyone’s viewpoints.” I bet right now a moderate is reading this and partially agreeing with it. Damn you!
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