Lou Tulio has taken the time to comment to my last seven posts. Here they are for quick reference (the f-word has been replaced with “bless” and a-holes with “ronin” to make it appropriate to children):
Insane?
No, unfortunately. Just a dumb-blessed wingnut ronin.
What an unfunny story, nazi pig.
Bless you.
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You Nazi cultleader, Elvis Limbaugh has feet of clay. Don’t you feel stupid, ronin?
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Why don’t you all just sign up and go risk your lives in Iraq, chickenhawk blowhard cowards?
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Unfunny treasonous ronin: you are a scourge on America.
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Flightsuit Bill Whittle: Airplane mechanic with delusions of grandeur and bloated prose style.
Bless you, Bill Whittle, Nazi puppet.
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Hey Frank, Treason Apologist:
You’re stupid.
Bless you.
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Go enlist, blowhards.
Time for pop psychology!
So, is Tuilio’s writing a result of kneejerk anger, or did he think he would accomplish something (I assume it wasn’t to entertain us as actually happened).
And what do you think he meant by treason?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
And just for future reference, no one is allowed to bad mouth Whitler on my site other than myself.
LOL, Frank.
If he shows up at Misha’s blog again, I’ll ask if he’s part termite.
MonkeyPants
Imperial Lizardoid Trainer
Give it a mic and a P.A. What hilarity, I love a good meltdown!
I suspect that he’s a ninja, and he’s really, really PO’d that you’re on to them.
He’s off his meds again. He’s been spewing that stuff all over the place today! Lots o’ cut & paste.
Better than Lemons to Lemonade
When comments bring him hate spam, Frank J. gives the rest of us a really good post. Bless Ronin! (Is that grammatically correct, Frank? I don’t think so.) hln…
I have an underlying feeling that it is Michael Moore, and he doesn’t like your letter to him. Or it can always be a trained monkey. Or both.
The poor fellow has been driven mad by impotence and an unfulfilled romantic desire for the Monkey King.
Nice shootin’ there, Frank J.
I don’t think he is a ninja. Well, maybe a French ninja…
A French Ninja? A Frenja?
What does he do? Leap from the shadows and surrender?
A French ninja can surrender in complete stealth, hitting you with capitulation before you even knew there was a battle.
My vote is that he is a hate filled loser. He’ds been on the Emperor’s site for a little while and he actually got banned. That’s not easy to do.
Question- seeing as this “Tulio” person obviously doesn’t agree with what you have to say, why the heck does he keep coming back????
Anyone who uses the f-word and a-holes so “liberally” must have a strong background in High School lunchroom politics.
If everyone is happy, you aren’t doing something right. Keep up the good work Frank
i can vouch for that bad mouthing of whitle, u cant even joke about it, or ul get ur ass beat
We need to find him a nice Jewish girl, she’ll straighten him out. Not to mention her mother. I don’t think he’ll ever use the “f” word again.
The mighty Lou seems to make these comments no matter what site he visits. With all his inflamatory commentary, should he receive a semi-load of Preparation H to put out his flames?
I think it’s time for a good old fashinoed hate-mail-a-thon. I encourage everyone to mail him…but do it HATEFULLY. I would laugh
I think it is Howard Dean looking for a place to loose his temper since he can’t do it on TV. Or it could be Tom Dasshole finally loosing his last marble.
I banned him before Misha did! I have the timestamp to prove it!
I don’t think he took it well.
Truth be told, I heard reports that he was seen sitting on the floor in the bedroom, turning a light on and off…on and off..on and off.
Lou, you know, you — I — wait! What the hell–?! My…arm..!
It’s …being…extended in the…Nazi salute!! By invisible strings–! Must…FIGHT…!
Lou! You varmint! You sir are the MASTER of the nuanced repartee!!
Looking forward to seeing YOUR picture, Fat Suit Lou.
Sincerely,
Flight Suit Bill
Nazi (hee hee! Lou! You are just INCORRIGIBLE!!)Puppet
Ah yes, Lou.
We know him well, though not of our own volition…
hehehe… I especially like the way you edited all the comments sections. 🙂
bless the blessin’ ronin. bless him up his ronin ’til blood comes out his ears and nose.
Who would ‘ave thunk bill whittle would have the longest post?
He can only read enough to heed the “Troll-Free Zone” sign on my Web site. You, Bill, and the Emperor are making me envious because you receive more hate mail than I do!! If he only knew that on Sept. 11, 2001, I wished I were 30 years younger so that I could head straight to a recruiter’s office.
It appears this Lou guy is writing his comments in the “Haiku Mad Lib” form.
I think I’ll cut and paste some of them in my “Conversations With Leo the Chatterbot” file. Potentially as good as some of my Leo/Kucinich conversations:)
See! It’s fun:
You: Lou Tulio has taken the time to comment to my last seven posts
Leo: Lou tulio has taken an eskimo bride to help us.
You: Lou tulio has taken an eskimo bride to help us?
Leo: Lou tulio has taken an eskimo bride to help conceal his identity.
Frank, I think you need to do a Know Your Enemy on French Ninjas–your readers deserve to be prepared for unexpected surrenders….
Frank has all the fun….
of altering the content of troll-spewings. Some of them are hysterical. I particularly enjoyed what he made the troll say in this post’s comments, although all of them are very good. I only ever had one troll comment I altered, and I mundanely changed …
How does Lou taking an eskimo bride help us exactly? Although if he did conceal his identity, then maybe he’d have to imitate a non-idiot, which would certainly help us.
Do not try to understand Lou!
Remember the kid in grade school who never got any attention at home? How he acted out just so people would notice him?
It’s sad, really, to see them when they’ve gotten older. It’s annoying but sad. One can only hope that he doesn’t discover bombmaking.
Eventually they totally self-destruct, sometimes taking others with them.
Bless Tulio. Bless your Ronin. Bless you. Tulio, you blessed liberal. You don’t know a blessed thing about war… or politics it seems. Just keep spitting your blessed hatred. I know you are reading this because you have little else to do. Bless you.
Tulio? Isn’t he the rapper who did “Gangsta’s Paradise”?
Tuillo is visitng you too? He’s such a crack-head….
—Tulio? Isn’t he the rapper who did “Gangsta’s Paradise”?—
hehehehehehe!
Thats freaking funny LittleA
I’m only in ROTC, but I hope this guy doesn’t go anywhere near me when I have an M16/A2 on me… I just qualified as marksman this weekend (first time shooting it, second time I’ve ever fired a weapon.. the first being a .22 rifle).
I bet you this guy has never even considered joining the military.
I guess some people just can’t take a few jokes…
Hey, I feel special! Lou sent me hate mail too! he called me a ‘moran’. I’ve yet to figure out what that is, but it’s hate nonetheless!
Wow! I’m reeling at the similarities between Frank and myself. We both live in Florida, we both have bad Lou experiences, and although I’m not 100% sure, I’m fairly certain neither one of us has ever groped Ariana Huffington.
He’s like the cool big brother my parents would never let me have…
I think that you should give tulio a very special part of the site to vent that spleen, and of course let everyone have their way with him? her?.
Now that would be entertainment.
Hmm hang on is Tulio a postal worker?
Hey, Tulio. Does your name mean “tool” in Italiano or Mexicali?
Love,
An Indian you probably stole land from either way.
Batteries taste tingly.
Holy bless — this is the funniest of all the hate mail peices.
Its raining. Lou is an unwavering fool. Probably put up to it by his (fill in the blank). Other things that well-meaning humanity cannot stop will occur soon and repeatedly.
EFC!
Tullio..hmmm Tullio….definate Italian overtones, yes? Like the Italian sculpter guy?
The tingly inner joy thing was probably either bad pasta or that draino-esque wine Italians try to pass off as good, when in fact it is only a little better than French wine, which is pretty much chemically identical to old aquarium water.
nipplehead.
I’m thinking that “tingly inner joy” may have involved Desenex and a marital aid.
iowahawk,
Could you please elaborate on the Desenex and marital aid scenario, as thats sounds, uh…interesting and worthy of further investigation. Purely in the name of science, you know….
Tullio:
Please disregard the nipplehead comment, as I have been contacted by numerous angry nipples who do not wish to be associated with one such as yourself, or compared to your head. Of course, it may have just been the cold, making them appear angry, but…well..yes, it had to be the cold, you are a nipplehead. Disregard the disregard, and continue to consider yourself as such.
Stinking muckadoo spammers…
bless you!! direct tv
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