Now I got some livejournal Goldberg fans against me. Stupid flying monkeys, but this has made me realize that, to compete against Jonah, I’ll need my own fan club. It’s a great idea. Everyone can go there and talk about how great I am, distribute a newsletter about my genius writing, and groupies can chat about how sexy I am. And, every so often, I can stop by and post something and everyone will be like, “Wow! The Frank J. has talked to us! We are blessed!”
Also, when I have my column ready, I can have my fans do a letter writing campaign to Rich Lowry about how Jonah should be fired and me put in his place. And it needs to happen soon; look how admittedly senile Jonah is getting.
So, one of you reading this, start a fan site for me.
NOW!
Anyway, I’ll post something tomorrow about the 9/11 hearing so I can claim to still be topical. See you then.
UPDATE: There are now two fan clubs. Here is a more straightforward one, and here is one by Amphi that is, well, what you’d expect from her 🙂
If you need pictures of me, don’t forget this one. Now I need a button for linking to fan sites. It should probably use this picture because I think it captures the best side of me.