The Limey has responded back with full limey rage in his longest letter yet, and now threatens to block all future e-mails from American Frank. Is this the end for The Limey? Tune in tomorrow to find out.
UPDATE: Here’s a preview of his e-mail:
Fascist McFascist – he doesn’t exist. The sooner you come to terms with that the better!
Official Internet-War Rules dictate that whomever blocks E-mails and/or messages (also known as Francing An Argument) loses the war, and is hereby ordered to bust his/her modem up into tiny little pieces and eat it for breakfast.
Boo-Yaaaa
Okay Frank, your mission should you choose to accept it, is to entice the limey into continuing to send more of his incredibly obtuse meanderings. You can’t stop now. THE LIMEY, is just too funny.
When can I order my, “I Survived The IMAO Limey War” tee shirt?
Of course now that you have your own pet limey, when can you get a pet frog? See i keep stepping on and crushing all mine. Its too fun not to do but so disapointng when you can’t find more…
Frank J as the LIMEYNATOR
He’s not gonna block his e-mail. His type never do. Hell, he probably won’t be able to figure out how to. He’ll probably just try to ignore you, which means it’s time to post his e-mail address…
Don’t worry people…
I have plans…
Next on FOX….
‘When Liberal Limeys Attack!’
The LibertyBob Psychic Department foresees the possibility of t-shirts of a “Know Thy Enemy: The Limey” nature.
If you do that, Frank, my psychics want a cut of the action for having soreseen it and started your advertising before the idea occured to you.
Hey Frank,
If you own your own domain, you could drag this out pretty much forever 🙂
I believe that e-mail disclosure would be the way to go if the limey blocks future e-mails.
How about a Star Wars-esque series?
Limey Wars
The Limey Strikes Back
Return of the Limey
Let’s hope it could actually get into the “prequals”
THIS JUST IN!!!!
Investigators from Scotland Yard, called to the US Consulate in Great Britain found the following written on the bathroom wall of the US Ambassador to Great Britain:
Here I sit
Flexin’ my hiney
Giving birth to
Another Limey
The initials “FJ” were at the bottom. (pun intended)
I think you should send Limey an IMAO t-shirt since he is such an expert on terrorists he would appreciate it.
True story: my BIL was visiting the Rock of Gibralter and some monkey came along and stole his Jaffa caskes.
I’ll bet anything that the Limey trained that monkey!!!!!
Selfish bastich.
MonkeyPants
Imperial Font of Useless Knowledge
I’m beginning to wonder. Is the Limey merely sparring with Frank J, knowing that Frank’s responses are in jest, or is he taking Frank’s responses seriously. If so, that doesn’t speak too well for the UK’s education system. Frank’s update about the nonexistance of Fascist McFascist doesn’t help Limey’s case.
Fascist McFascist does exist. I leave cookies and milk out for him every Fascist Day Eve, and on Facist Day morning they are gone. EXPLAIN THAT LIMEY!!!
Greg, maybe you have rats.
You should make a shirt that looks like a recruitment poster and says “Help Defeat Fascist McFascist! It’s Everyone’s Duty!” or something like that and have a menacing mustachioed fellow on the front.
ah so he wants to get the last word…
“Frank J as the LIMEYNATOR”
There ya go!
This opens up a whole new possibility for a new movie poster to be included in the next thrilling episode of “the Limey”!
/me envisions the photoshopping of Frnak’s face onto Ahnuld’s bulky bod.
Could even make for a whole new line of t-shirts!
Rottsoruck: sorry, those aren’t limeys, they are Dukies, as any ACC basketball fan (not from Duke) can tell you. Also quoted on “The Simpsons” when the skater-dude was teaching Bart how to speak the proper lingo — one does not need to “use the restroom”, one needs to go “blast a Dukie”
Regardless, I can’t wait for the next installment of Frank and the Limey…
Evil Midnight Poster: I believe you are quite correct on the Internet War rules, but unfortunately the limey is likely to find that irrelevant and weasel out anyway.
Photoshopping, did I hear? Hmmmmm…
I want a Fascist McFascist Tee Shirt! Puh-Leeeeeeze! I’ll make your bed for a month! (worked for my sister anyway.)
Fascist McFascist doesn’t exist? Say it ain’t so, Frank! Now you’re going to tell me that Chomps, Rummy, Robo-Paton, and Buck the Marine are but a figment of your overactive immagination? My world is about to shatter here.
Oh, the agony! And I’ve kept coming, reading, seeing you as a beacon of hope and truth. Now this betrayal. I’m going to blame my killing spree all on the Limey. Curse him for ripping the scales from my eyes!
I can’t wait for the next one, but more than that I can’t wait for end when Frank finally posts the limeyest of email addressed. pleeaaseee say that you will post it. and do share your diabolical plans as soon as possible
adam
hehehehee….. I can’t wait. Try to appease him just enough to keep him writing though… it would really be a shame for him to block you. 😉
Just got my Know Thy Enemy T-shirt, this is one very nice T-shirt lot better quality than I am use to.(I’m a cheap bastard) I have to say I’m very pleased with my contribution to the Make Frank J Rich and Famous Fund. So Frank when is the next IMAO t-shirt coming out?
Maddog,
That little rhyme has been around in many forms and references. The ACC has no copyright. Plus, we’re not looking to offend any God-fearin’, gun totin’ ‘Merkuns, just Limeys.
All I did was transcribe the press release
Why don’t you give the Limey a taste of some of the medicine someone else gave you, and sign him up for the e-mail lists of every conservative organization and blog with a mailing list? Oh, and Scrappleface too, maybe more exposure to humor will help him learn to recognize it when he sees it.
Frank I really have to know if Limey actually went out researching to find out if Facist McFascist was a real person.
LibertyBob: Maybe he has Limeys.
I’m guessing he did a Google search to prove me wrong.
I still can’t get over the fact that he thinks there is someone out there who believes in a Fascist McFascist. I mean, when I saw that the first time, I died laughing. I thought that surely this guy would figure out he was being made fun of.
“Fascist McFascist – he doesn’t exist. The sooner you come to terms with that the better!”
What?! Fascist McFascist burned all my Apricot trees and used chemical weapons on my Apricot refineries. Now I’m broke and you’re saying he doesn’t exist? You sound just like Baghdad Bob!
Wow. Just… wow.
Wait, if Fascist McFascist isn’t real, then who is using the “We love to seig your heil!” advertising campaign? I am confused and perturbed.
If only Rachel Corrie had lived and met Limey. Can you imagine their children?
I know, I know. Nobody puts limes on a pancake.
Yeah,Yeah,Yeah, Frank post his email addy.
I want to bitchslap this faggot around too.
Through the email of course…..in all actuality I wouldn’t physically touch the no bath, lice infested scumbag of a hippy for nuttin’.
Frank:
Admit it: You invented the Limey. You MUST have, because nobody that stupid can use a computer.
I still bust out laughing when I read “Fascist McFascist”.
Wow, the limey is about as sharp as a pile of wet hair isn’t he?
Strange but that accent always fooled me to belive they had intelligence.
I’m real I tell ye… don’t make me wop ye wit me pot o’ gold! My little greenshirts will rise up and goosestep all over your unlucky charms, you who dare deny my existence! I’m of half a mind to take me 4 leaf clover and stick it right up Mr Limey’s rainbow tunnel! He will pay for his impudence!
Frank could always hire the limey…but then that would be supporting crazy commie-liberals, which is treasonous and punishable by savage monkey beatings.
If the Limey leaves, you’d have to go to democratic underground to get another person that crazy.
This fellow-countryman of mine is indeed madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last years “Mr. Madman” competition.
Dear Limey-
While it’s easy for you to point fun at things that are difficult to see, the truth is that just because you haven’t met him, doesn’t mean that Fascist McFascist isn’t real.
Whenever a large child picks on a smaller child, thats Fascist McFascist. Whenever a redneck burns a cross in the yard of a minority family, thats Fascist McFascist.
Whenever Hamas swears to push the joooo’s into the sea, thats Fascist McFascist.
So Limey, you think about Fascist McFascist, and you tell all of your Limey friends that yes, there IS a Fascist McFascist. And I for one, would like to nuke him.
Dadgummit, when are we getting the next email? I don’t want to wait any longer!
Wake up Frank!!!!!
I need my Limey fix this morning.
Frank –
Maybe you could develop Fascist McFascist as one of your supervillains, and Limey (Tony Pentin, even) can be his secret identity?
That Fascist McFascist t-shirt?
Put Joe Stalin’s mug on it. That’d REALLY make the reactionary leftist’s heads explode.
MonkeyPants
Imperial Font of Useless Knowledge
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