I now have the armor plating up on my house, so do your worst, God! I defy Thee!
(I’m kidding, Lord; please move the hurricane back towards Cuba and kill Fidel)
Anyway, don’t worry about me – our troops need beer (especially after my brother joins them)!
Archive of entries posted on 24th September 2004
Full Tank a Gas!
Yes! I got a full tank of gas! That’s important when a hurricane is coming as evidenced by all the gas stations out of gas and the long lines for the ones that still have precious precious gasoline.
Well, I was going to write some more funny posts – the funniest posts ever – but I have to prepare for the new death storm. This one I’m just going to ride out at home, but first I have to put up those heavy, metal storm windows.
Who thinks it will be cool to go out in the golf course behind my house and shout at the storm when it hits? I’ll take a majority vote on that.
Just Beat It
I mentioned this story about an Iranian woman who was trying to have a court keep her husband to only beating her once a week. The husband protested since he wouldn’t be able to keep his wife obeying him if he couldn’t beat her at will.
I have a better solution:
Yes, space lasers can even settle domestic disputes. So why isn’t funding pouring in?
Pour in the funding! ::shakes fist::
Evil!
Stay away from Daily Pundit; it’s a hate site!
Bill Quick is one of those bloggers I’ll always owe, as his site helped mine get exposure when I had few readers.
Then again, PayPal says he’s a hater…
Question of the Day
What are some activities one can do when holed up in a house with no power (assume there is candle light)?
Stupid freak’n hurricanes. And don’t just say reading, because I ain’t that guy from the Twilight Zone with the glasses who just wants to do that for all eternity.
Maybe I can do some accounting…
What do you think?
Just for Kids
It’s time for IMAO “Just for Kids” segment, so make sure no adults are around when you read this. It’s just for you kids.
Are the adults gone?