Don’t care if I spelled it right. Just need to tell you how fun it is to bolt large metal sheets to windows in hot humid weather. Half the fun will be taking it down. Many people in my neighborhood didn’t get storm protection free with their houses, though, so I should feel lucky. Many prayers needed.
Original plan of standing in field and shouting at storm have been scratched for fleeing to Orlando tonight and getting flight from the land of wind and rain tomorrow afternoon. Will post again soon when I reach stability.
First! and be safe!
Just don’t up and die on us, old buddy. I need my daily fix of political humor.
No worries, Most Beloved Frank J. No worries.
And yes, you spelled it right. Gold star! 🙂
Guess you’re not a foo’, after all.
Lord, I pray for the safety of Mr. Frank J., and the protection of his home and neighbors.
Remember, Lord, he has a special gal in Texas, whom I’m sure loves him very much, and is worried sick. Give her peace.
Thank you, Lord. I pray in the matchless name of Jesus. Amen
Got ya covered, Frank.
You’ve got my prayers Frank as well as everyone one else in the path of the storm.
Stay safe.
I’m over here in Titusville, and I’m leaving the state tomarrow morning.
I can’t believe I’m being chased off by a hurricane named “Frances”
Good luck with the hurricane…. I’m out.
RUN you silly goober, RUN! You have homeowners insurance.
Git. Out. Now!
Hey Frank!
You could’ve stopped by the Casa de Slabsides for pre hurricane beers. But I understand. One hurricane per season’s enough for me. I’m bugging out too. Hello, Clearwater!
Slab out.
Take your time Frank, we can wait.
I have family where you are and I will pray for the both of you.
Why don’t you just stay home so you can be there when your house gets sucked up and twirls around and then lands on Hillary with nothing but her little red shoes left sticking out? Just asking.
My vote goes to shuoting at the storm.
Die Bitch Die. Ok, I’ve been drinking. “Four More Years.. Four More…
eh, if the big windy blows away your house, you can stay with me, we have an extray bed room, sorta…. you have to share it with the cat.
Stay safe, man.
In some cases, the better part of valor really IS running away.
Just out of curiosity, is IMAO backed up on a non-Floridian server?
Well if I’d know you’d be in town earlier, I might have changed plans slightly. For the record, it isn’t a good thing when the weather guys go all exuberent on ‘sidewalls’ and ‘eye reformation’… Getting the heck out is looking like a good idea when you know exactly how much debris is just waiting to be lauched at your house…
Well, all of you in Frances path, get your house in order and get the heck out of dodge if you can. Stay safe! I’ll be praying for all of ya!
Be safe out there you crazy kid.
“We fly to your patronage, O holy Mother of God; be not deaf to our petitions in our necessities, but deliver us always from all dangers, O glorious and blessed Virgin Mary. Amen.”
I was just saw this at another blogsite http://rightwingdrummer.blogspot.com/
It just made me grin! Thought I’d share.
Feel Good Exercise of the Day
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it “John Kerry.”
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, “do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?”
6. Answer calmly, “yes,” and press the mouse button firmly.
7. Feel better?
I just saw an update on the weather (hurricane); Frances is now a category 4 hurricane, and 700,000 people have been told to evacuate. On the radar it looks like the storm is going to eat Florida. The weatherpeople said it could also gain strength.
Stay Safe. God Speed an d Safety to all in the path of frances
Be safe and good luck señor Frank!
Frank J is in the path of Frances
Chris Muir (www.daybydaycartoon.com) is in the path of Frances.
Frank J is an engineer and draws comics.
Chris Muir draws comics about engineerings.
Frank J has already admitted he’s Atrios.
Therefore, Frank J is Chris Muir.
—Godspeed, Little Doodle…
(shamelessly stolen from The Simpsons)
Frank. Get the Hell outta Dodge! All that exercise from your Nature Walk ain’t gonna help if you get impaled by a Stop Sign.
Take the time to write President Bush about funding for the SMITE Space Laser. Which could easily blast Frances with a wide beam of blinding light and white hot Monkey Frying heat.
Thus dispersing and nullifying the storm.
Jack.
$10 says he runs to a certain Blonde girls house…
grin
Stay safe man. That store looks to be no joke.
I’m reminded of the Sam Kinnison line about location.
See this? This is a HURRICANE. You get one of these every friggin WEEK! MOVE. We’ll get a bunch of U-hauls and make one trip. Let’s go.
Seriously. Don’t stand outside and shake your fist at it. It’s okay to just cower in the corner and pray.
We’ll pray for you and all of your little Florida friends.
FLASH NEWS REPORT!!!!!!!!!!
At the Repubican National Convention Democratic speaker Zell Miller accused George W. Bush of being the imfamous ‘Rumsfeld Strangler’.
Roll the clip!
(video starts showing Zell Miller speaking at the RNC )
“George W. Bush wants to grab terrorists by the throat and not let them go to get a better grip. ”
—– Senator Zell Miller Georgia-D
There you have it clear as the sky in Florida (be careful :).
heh im not battening down nothing! im planning on screaming at the storm from my front lawn.
fyi, im in Boca Raton.
Thanks LokiDoki I did it 4 times, I felt sooo good I actualy did some work today in the office.
Frank, a little reminder, when the lights go out, and you have to pee out side: Remeber: Pee with the wind, not againts.
It’s all Kerry’s fault!
No no no Deo! It’s all Dubya’s fault! If only he’d tried diplomacy with the huricane.
Kerry would have gotten the International Community ™ to help us poor stupid ‘Muricans. Er, somehow…
Best of luck to you and your family.
Take care of what needs to be taken care of and get the h e double hockey stickes outta there. Hope you and your abode are safe and all in one piece after Frances passes.
kkoch, Who’s telling stories here? My parents are in Boca and just sent email to everyone about how they’re all ready, got the hurricane shutters on the house, extra food and water… maybe they’re just going on some sooper sekrit trip. hmmmmmm.