As long as the Kerry campaign is scrambling to find a way to gain on Bush, how about dyeing his hair red? Red evokes energy.
“My opponent says I should take a position on Iraq and stick with it. To him I say, ‘Maybe …but maybe not!'”
Such a simple idea, yet so effective.
Finally?!
Didn’t Bart and Homer put a multi-colored wig on GHW Bush on a day he had to make a speech?
Cool! Now he just needs a yellow outfit, some red shoes, and to promise everyone who votes for him free french fries & to guarantee no further hamburglar attacks.
I just dunno. Maybe with a white stripe down the middle, mohawk-ish? Right now it just reminds me too much of a certain Ronald, which brings to mind Reagan and that’s just not right.
hmm. maybe it’s just me?
FREE SADDAM AND MUMIA! SAVE THE WHALES
guess it’s not just me afterall, eh Jenno? I like the idea of the fancy “look at me, look at me, look at me NOW!”-color though. Nice touch!
McKerry 2004-
Over 90 billion flipflops!
Oh yeah
Fry Mumia (in whale oil)
Well, anything would be an improvement and at least it would give people something to look at during his amazingly dull and boring speeches.
Maybe he could change the color as often as he changes his positions so it would be a big surprise each day what color his hair/position might be. Not sure how to work it when he changes positions in the same day but am sure details like that could all be worked out.
He needs to start singing: “The sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow……”
And Tereyzah can be his Daddy Warbucks!
Maybe he dyed his hair red to try to win one more vote? Either that, or he’s going for the clown votes. That’s prolly the only sector of the American public he truly fits in.
/my bad (but honest)
Excellent idea! When he’s done with that, he should dye his hair blue. Blue is most people’s favorite color. Then he should go to purple… and his slogan should be, “See my hair? It’s most people’s favorite energy. Kerry-Edwards not only has the best styled hair, but the most competitive hue of hair!”
Then he’d win for sure.
um.. about CBS apologizing???
On my blog I recently posted “Top Ten Ways For Kerry To Get On Television”.
It is a sad fact for Kerry that Democrats have short attention spans and will forget that there is an election or who their candidate is without constant reminders from the MSM.
Frank, STOP helping the Kerry campaign!!!
Frank
You have offended me, a natural redhead, and redheads everywhere. Kerry in no way, shape or form, shall dare use my hair color as a means to get votes. You should be ashamed of yourself.
/sarcasm
Wouldn’t blue hair be more appropriate? He could do a whole “Blue states, for Blue hair” bit … and it would segue well for jokes with the geriatric crowds.
Is it just me? With that red, ol’ John seems to have a green tint … and is that a bolt in his neck? Errr, Are you sure, dear Emperor, that this isn’t a shot of Herman Munster?
He’s already a clown. But he isn’t funny. He scares me. (Wimpering) Make him go away.
OoooooOOOOOO! Bozo for Prezzie! ***NOT!!!!*****
….But it seems to be disturbingly accurate…..
the R’cat
Ach, he does look like a certain fast food franchaise mascot / spokesperson.
But, he looks more like a zombie, maybe Ronald got infected by something, and turned him into a zombie.
The other thing is that red is a perfect color for him, communist!
Blue would be better, I think. Or purple, he could look like Grimace then. Now there’s a joke waiting to happen!
Apparently the new Kerry tilt is: Respected in the world.
Suggested Bush rebuttal: The world don’t get to vote dumbass!!!
I strongly suggest you photoshop in a red nose on that clown, the picture just looks incomplete with out a big red nose.
Oh, and maybe a wave file with the little “Honka!Honka!” noise that will run when you click on the picture…
The man is HIDEOUS. Not just because of his physical appearance; because of the evil that he is on the inside. Also, he looks like a ventriloquist dummy. Did anyone else see him on David Letterman tonight? He was wearing a LIVESTRONG band! A yellow, livestrong band on his wrist. How dorky can you get? Also I think he has dentures. And at the beginning, Dave was talking about the debates, and how their first debate was about standing versus sitting, and Dave was like “President Bush wanted to sit, and you wanted to stand?” And Kerry said “Well, standing, sitting, I don’t really care…” and went on to talk about the VPs….but he might as well have said “I don’t have an official position on that” or something equally flip floppy. He can’t even decide whether he wants to sit or stand! I don’t want him running my country. Anyway, that hair is an improvement.
How about clown face. That’s close to Ronald McDonald as it is, but not close enough.
hln
Nice – going for the kiddy vote, are we?
He needs the big, floppy shoes, the round, red nose and the gloves to really make the ensemble sing, though.
And the light-up, glow-in-the-dark tie…mustn’t forget the tie, that’s essential.
He’s gonna need a job, come November 3rd – who knows, maybe ol’ Ray Kroc will be hiring then.