Reader Marcin sent me this Heritage Foundation article in which they quote from my Know Thy Enemy: Halliburton (fourth paragraph):

At least one commentator speculates, “Halliburton saves money on labor by using slave labor. They save money on slave drivers by just giving whips to angry gorillas.” This is in jest, we think, but given the general tenor of discourse when it comes to Halliburton, it is hard to be sure.

Really! You think that might be in jest?
Also, this isn’t the big surprise I alluded to before (that’s still to come), but I’m breaking up with SarahK after I found this completely non-photoshopped picture:

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An even better way to spend your Sunday is to help someone, and one of our soldiers lost both legs and an arm to a landmine. His family doesn’t have enough money to stay with him for an extended period, and Blackfive has how you can help.

Here is my last Tobit excerpt for the time being. I hope this has been educational for all you non-Catholics who don’t have the book of Tobit.
(SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Some claim posts like this to be blasphemous, and IMAO takes no responsibility if you are turned into a pillar of salt for reading it. Oh, and I’m just kidding, God, but You knew that.)

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I’m sitting on something big here… maybe enough to turn the election.
Expect it late Sunday.

“Vote early and avoid the wait!”
Bull something-or-other!
I was in line for more than two hours because they have one tiny room in a mini-mall for the entire city for early voting.
Freak’n civic duty.
At least now I can come straight home Tuesday and liveblog the election results. Yes, that’s right, I’m going to do my first ever liveblogging. I’m going to be glued to the T.V., and I can’t prepare a post for the next day, so I might as well. Also, this election will have important effects on America, the world, and, most importantly, this blog (what will a Kerry administration mean for In My World™?). Also, as I said before, if Bush is reelected and Mel Martinez is elected to the Senate, I will film and air me doing the happy dance.
Anyway, I may be the last person to link to this, but here’s a hilarious video displaying your choice on Tuesday (unless you early voted).
Later, ronin.
BTW, aren’t the people taking over Instapundit – especially Ann Althouse – the nicest people? I bet none of them has ever drank a puppy.

I have the day off, so I slept in big. I’ll get to writing now, but, while you wait, you can check out the Carnival of the Recipes if you like cooking. If you don’t like cooking – like me – then you can twidle your thumbs until I post.

More of my beloved art!
A new radio ad… possibly the funniest yet!
And, what you’ve all been waiting for, my presidential endorsement!

Here’s a neat article on wearing pro-Kerry atire in Bush-county versus wearing pro-Bush attire in Kerry owned areas.

I know many of you don’t like the ad about the draft on my page, but they paid for their space, and, as IMAO readers, it’s your duty to support my sponsors and thus be irrationally scared about a draft.

As the election draws nearer, expect even crazier tactics from the Democrats to try and tip the election in their favor. Here are some things they may try:
* Make Michael Moore even fatter, hairier, and nosier to increase his sphere of influence.
* Attack D.C. via the most dangerous weapon known to man – the zeppelin!
* Try to get angry, biting monkeys the vote due to their high Democrat leanings.
* All major media gives full editing control to Terry McAuliffe and James Carville… the ones that haven’t already, that is.
* They offer proof that Bush is Saddam Hussein.
* Have a Halloween contest for scariest costume and everyone shows up as Bush because, ya know, no one is scarier than Bush.
* They trot out an endless parade of floozies who say Bush groped them.
* Get even dumber, shriller celebrities to make hysterical statements about voting (e.g. “If you don’t vote, we could lose gravity as we know it!”)
* Since the 527s haven’t worked… unleash the 528s!
* Every tree in Redwood National Park is cut down and converted into forged documents about Bush’s National Guard service.
* Hide in the closets of nursing homes to scare old folks about Social Security.
* In protest of imagined voter intimidation, sit in front of polling places and set themselves on fire hoping the smell keeps away Republicans.
* Try and prove Bush’s incompetence by stealing explosives in Iraq themselves.
* Claim brutality when they are shot by Marines.
* Go out into the streets and have a screech-a-thon from now until the election.
* Make use of their least tapped special interest group: gay, Latino, handicapped ninjas.

I’m a dangerous psycho hiding under a pseudonym and you’re all none the wiser.
New homos have been discovered… and they’re hobbits!
You won’t believe the war crimes John Kerry is involved with this time.
Here’s a local news station reporting on how my brother’s Marine unit has been called out (link for video in lower left corner). Yeah, you have to register (it only takes a second) and my brother isn’t in it, but you get to see some real Marine’s reacting to being called out to combat for the first time (if I never told anyone, I’m real proud of my brother, Joe foo’ the Marine).
I have the audio of President Bush doing a Career Day appearance at the same elementary school Kerry was at, and he schooled those kids good. I’ll post the mp3 tomorrow.