There is going to be a total eclipse of the moon tonight. I think that would be a great time to nuke the moon in secret. Then, when people are expecting the eclipse to end, they’ll be like, “Dude, where’s the moon?”
Heh heh.
There is going to be a total eclipse of the moon tonight. I think that would be a great time to nuke the moon in secret. Then, when people are expecting the eclipse to end, they’ll be like, “Dude, where’s the moon?”
Heh heh.
First. Make sure to take a picture to include it on the new and improved T-shirt!!
Not first!
Ramadan will last forever! Forever, I tell you!
Our enemies will starve… the Third Temple will be built… and Oliver Willis will finally get laid!
Three cheers for Frank J.!
By the way, I question the timing of this eclipse.
Beo,
As soon as I read that first line, I thought of that scene from Futurama.
Is that sad?
I think someone should ask Prez Bush what he plans to do to fix this lunar “eclipse” thingy. After all, it must be his fault.
I just got 500 tons of high explosives, I was wondering what to do with them.
Brew,
Do you need any trucks to haul that stuff away? Maybe to Canada or Mexico?
Isn’t the whole point behind nuking the moon to show the rest of world how crazy we are and they better not mess with us. I think that doing it in secret during an eclipse would kind of take the edge off of it.
Brew got a point. Someone else may try to take credit (North Korea, I’m looking at you!).
well if was done in secret Bush and Rove could then threaten the bad guy{Iraq and Iran} and the bad girls(france) that until they comply with us demands they will hold the moon as a hostage. excuse the spelling.
WE LOVE THE MOON!!!!!!
KoalaBear
CAUSE IT IS GOOD TO US!!!!
… BUT WE CAN BOMB IT TOO…
KoalaBear
Die, Evil Sponge Monkeys!
Actually, Just sell Black Shirts with the tag “Picture of Nuked moon during an eclipse.” You can save on design and art time!
Speaking of moon carvings with SMITE, I was watching my old Tick cartoons the other day, and noticed Chairface Chippendale started carving in the moon his name, but only got so far as Cha. That reminded me of Frank. Then Tick went to the moon to fix the letters using explosives, but instead got blown out of the moon and into far space, and met this big ol’planet eating guy and he eventually took a big ol mouthful out of the moon.
I also have all 4 seasons of Futurama, and while funny for the most part, I tend to skip all the environmental nutball wacko ones on there, including the episode mentioned above. One of the writers is a big ol’ lib, David X. Cohen, and he is just bothersome to listen to in the commentaries (Yes, I listen to them)
My favorite episodes are with Zapp Brannigan, and my favorite line from him – while flying a orbiting space station / restaurant – “she’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bristro (SP?)”
And the Amazonian women in the same episode are pretty funny as well.
And the what if machine and Fry asking if life was like a video game. That was priceless.
Frank! Why didn’t you call when you were in the Dallas area?
Geez, you come almost kill a guy and can’t even say “howdy”! Now that’s not very Ronin….
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Scott, that episode is CLASSIC.
and:
Heh-heh. How could you not like the fact that they make fun of Al Gore mercilessly and still manage to get the real Al Gore to do his own voice?
Oh yeah, and Brew? One more time – how can you nuke the moon IN SECRET during a lunar eclipse? Everybody will be looking right at it! Maybe I’ll have to rephrase my objection to “THE EARTH’S SHADOW DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!”
There is a report that Frankj’s fiendish plan is to detonate nukes on the backside of the Moon. They will be placed in such a way that that they won’t blow up the Moon but will give it a spin. There will be a message carved into the Moons backside that will be visible when it turns and that message is…’scuse someone at the door. Oh, a puppy dog, boy you are a big one and those tee…….