Does John Kerry have a plan?
I tried checking out his website, but all it had was this little guy that came on screen, pointed to the sky, and exclaimed, “Da plan! Da plan!” Other than that, I couldn’t find anything.
What do you think?
Kerry’s main plan is to not read IMAO. For this he should be into a the Emperor Monkey’s POW camp where he will be read IMAO posts by snooty general monkeys.
In the beginning was The Plan…
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And suddenly the The Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the roadies.
And they spake amongst themselves, saying, “The Plan is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”
… the rest here http://www.omegatower.com/poetrycorner/plan.htm
How dare you questions his plan. He told you he has a plan. That should be enough.
He has many plans. In fact, he has a plan for every issue that voters think he should have a plan for. He also has a plan to pay for all those plans. At least I think he said he does.
He also has contingency plans in case he needs to flip-waffle. In that case, he plans to denounce his earlier plans.
actually, i found what they called john kerry’s “plan” on his website.
basically, its two columns, one with kerry’s super vauge “plan” and the other with bush’s “plans”
so in kerry’s column they had things like “create jobs” and “have a good economy”
then in bushs column they put stuff like “bush makes children cry”
A more appropriate question is does he have a clue?
BTW, his constant licking of his lips, and chin drool is really starting to turn my stomach. I mean, how numb is his face, from all that botox? He can’t control his drool? ARGH! I think I’m gonna hurl.
John Kerry does indeed have a plan and I’ve figured it out.
John Kerry’s plan is to kill terrorists using military and law enforcement agencies. He will kill terrorists everywhere that they are not. He will send US forces everywhere they control the ‘host’ country except those host countries that say they don’t want US forces or where Jock Chiraq doesn’t want him to.
Terrorists everywhere in the world are trembling in abject fear of Kerry’s Plan, except where there are terrorists.
He’s got so many plans, he needs to apply for a plan consolidation plan, at a low interest rate and tax deductable of course, in order that he can roll all of those plans into one plan. I’m advising him to go to one of those plan inernet sites so that several different vendors have the opportunity to present their plan for his consideration. Competition makes for better plans. My favorite site is planplanet.com.
Kerry’s plan is to stick his finger out to see which way the wind is blowing before making a decision. Then he’ll continue where he left off many moons ago and once again betray our great country and our great servicemen/women. Whatta Prick. He needs his ass kicked. I’m tired. Goodnite.
Here is Kerry’s top-secret plan for the USA:
Step 1: Bend over
Step 2: Grab your ankles
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until the Germans, French, Russians, Chinese, UN and islamofascist terrorists are happy.
i think it’s more like the plans from the Under Pants gnomes (apply to whatever issue he has a plan for):
Step 1: Win the ’04 election.
Step 2: …. shrug
Step 3: Win the ’08 re-election.
John Kerry’s plan is to post
“First” on IMAO
but no, I beat him, first! hahahah
Kerry’s main plan is to not read IMAO. For this he should be into a the Emperor Monkey’s POW camp where he will be read IMAO posts by snooty general monkeys.
In the beginning was The Plan…
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And suddenly the The Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the roadies.
And they spake amongst themselves, saying, “The Plan is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”
… the rest here
http://www.omegatower.com/poetrycorner/plan.htm
He’ll let you in on his plan as soon as the Arkansas Rapist and the Hildabeast let him.
How dare you questions his plan. He told you he has a plan. That should be enough.
He has many plans. In fact, he has a plan for every issue that voters think he should have a plan for. He also has a plan to pay for all those plans. At least I think he said he does.
He also has contingency plans in case he needs to flip-waffle. In that case, he plans to denounce his earlier plans.
So funny, I’m reading aloud again! (yes, there are physical people here to read to) ROFLMAO!!
What do I think? I think I’ll have another drink.
Jon, I’m borrowing your material. Frickin’ hilarious!
WOW! Kerry has a plan. Write those checks now, folks!
John kerry’s not a botox powerd robot?
(who knew)
A plan pertaining to what?
actually, i found what they called john kerry’s “plan” on his website.
basically, its two columns, one with kerry’s super vauge “plan” and the other with bush’s “plans”
so in kerry’s column they had things like “create jobs” and “have a good economy”
then in bushs column they put stuff like “bush makes children cry”
A more appropriate question is does he have a clue?
BTW, his constant licking of his lips, and chin drool is really starting to turn my stomach. I mean, how numb is his face, from all that botox? He can’t control his drool? ARGH! I think I’m gonna hurl.
He’s just an idiot Princess,
drooling is what they do.
It won’t do to get out the check books. If kerry is elected there will not be any money in anyones bank accounts anyway.
Plan we don’t need no stinkin plan!!!
Kerry’s plan has something to do with vietnam although i am not sure what.
John Kerry does indeed have a plan and I’ve figured it out.
John Kerry’s plan is to kill terrorists using military and law enforcement agencies. He will kill terrorists everywhere that they are not. He will send US forces everywhere they control the ‘host’ country except those host countries that say they don’t want US forces or where Jock Chiraq doesn’t want him to.
Terrorists everywhere in the world are trembling in abject fear of Kerry’s Plan, except where there are terrorists.
He’s got so many plans, he needs to apply for a plan consolidation plan, at a low interest rate and tax deductable of course, in order that he can roll all of those plans into one plan. I’m advising him to go to one of those plan inernet sites so that several different vendors have the opportunity to present their plan for his consideration. Competition makes for better plans. My favorite site is planplanet.com.
John Kerry has plans the way some people have money for the paperboy.
Maybe…just maybe…his plan is to move to Vietnam. Too wishful??? sigh
Plan? Yes I have a plan… it’s to wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat and say ‘I have no idea what I’m doing!’
Kerry considers plans the same way he considers terrorists…a nuisance!
he has plans within plans. it’s nuanced!
My plan comes in 57 varieties!
You have powerful brainwaves, my man.
De Plan
capitano (not Mike Barnicle)
Kerry’s plan is to stick his finger out to see which way the wind is blowing before making a decision. Then he’ll continue where he left off many moons ago and once again betray our great country and our great servicemen/women. Whatta Prick. He needs his ass kicked. I’m tired. Goodnite.
Here is Kerry’s top-secret plan for the USA:
Step 1: Bend over
Step 2: Grab your ankles
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until the Germans, French, Russians, Chinese, UN and islamofascist terrorists are happy.
i think it’s more like the plans from the Under Pants gnomes (apply to whatever issue he has a plan for):
Step 1: Win the ’04 election.
Step 2: …. shrug
Step 3: Win the ’08 re-election.