I would like to offer what I find to be a very simple common sense solution to a problem of the day. Who says solutions have to be complicated or even nuanced? Not me, that’s for sure.
Our featured problem: Overseas Job Outsourcing
Overseas job outsourcing was a campaign issue during the recent presidential election., Senator Kerry [cough -LOSER] accused President Bush of providing incentives to businesses who outsource jobs overseas. I know you were probably yawning along with me when he made this claim during the debates. But still, IT and call center type jobs seem to be moving overseas at an alarming rate, based on what I’ve read on the walls of local gas station bathrooms.
And no, I have no actual figures to back this claim up. But little things like the lack of figures and proof in no way stand in my way of finding a really simple solution to the problem.
My simple solution to this problem is actually quite breathtaking in its simplicity.
Drain the seas.
In fact, this is a solution to stopping overseas ANYTHING.
Overseas travel – dead in its tracks.
Overseas terrorism – Nothing more to fear.
Overseas pants – No leg to stand on.
Overseas not flossing after meals – stopped.
As you can see, it is pretty near a panacea for fixing any overseas problem and its simple!
Plagued with overseas job outsourcing? Drain the seas.
Problem solved, next problem please.
(Hey, that rhymed!)
crickets chirping
Jumped the shark, I say.
Boo! Get the frog and the pig off the stage! Boo!
It’s no “Nuke the Moon”, that’s for sure…
I claim Dibs on the Bermuda Triangle area.
The good news is I will be be filthy stinking rich.
The pretty good news is that the first 1,000 people into my gift shop get a 10% discount.
Johnny, are you in my dorm room?
Because I hear them too…
Spacemonkey, you’re not making my job of defending you non-Frank posters any easier with this one… ;o)
Ah, dry humor… not what the general IMAO reader will probably appreciate. But hey, drinks are on the house! (since we’re going with Muppet references)
Hey I know! Let’s all gang up on spacemonkey!
Oh, you already are.
Oh, i was wondering about the frog and pig reference.
It does make sense
And what would you do with all that water?
Ann, I was thinking about using the water for salt water enemas for people who bashed the post.
Jayswash, Your comment was funnier than the post, I finally got it on the way home from the office.
I thought it was pretty original give him a chance… Spacemonkey, u gotta keep in mind Frank has conditioned us to hate Monkeys. Hard work ahead 😉
Hate the security code thing!
i like the rhyme at the end. now if you could just throw in a lot of puns, i’ll be ROFL.
I want a t-shirt.
I want a refund.
JaySwash: LOLOLOLOL @ dry humor!