I was hanging out with Frank last Saturday, and he was feeling a little tipsy, so I thought I’d ask him to show me that Happy Dance he was always bragging about. He demurred, claiming that he’d forgotten the DVD at home.
But after seeing the crestfallen look on my face, he felt sorry for me and offered to perform it live, out on the patio by the pool.
“Just wait right here,” said Frank, “and I’ll go put on my tux. The Happy Dance ain’t NOTHIN’ unless I’m doing it in my tux.”
So he changes into his tux, and the next thing you know, he’s out by the pool, be-boppin’ & scattin’ around like a crazy man.
It was awesome.
Fortunately, someone had the presence of mind to turn on a video camera, so I can offer you this completely unauthorized version of the Frank J. Happy Dance (1 Meg WMV file)
Oh, and for you on-the-clock surfers, it IS work safe.
first…
It looks a lot like the first one.
Except he caught the hat this time.
You weren’t kidding when you said he was tipsy.
Harv,
You. Are. Evil.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Although, now Frank J. really has to be wary of Evil Glenn!
I wanna see the real happy danse… sobs
Ha! Oh, Frank, you doof. You’ll never comprehend that the MSM has fired up the furnace and you simpleton bloggers are marching in single file to your –
HEY!
Wait a minute! That’s not Frank at all! That’s one of the homo penguins I hooked up with some meth last weekend!
DAMN YOU, HARVEY! YOU HAVE FOOLED ME AGAIN! Away!
Boy’s looking good.
I guess I thought Frank was taller than that…
Baron
My guess is that Frank should have already been wearing his tux, what with everyone else wearing tuxes and all….
siklilpig
Looks like you all slipped into your tuxes!!!
I bet you can grind them up and make some sort of drink.
And yet, somehow, I have this inner feeling that I’ve been cheated.
This is something else that gives me a happy, well not dance, but appetite-mmm roast beast.
FYI: The third annual International Eat an Animal for PETA Day
http://haloscan.com/tb/myourish/2005021403
Pass it on…
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again (In my best Hank Hill voice):
“That boy’s just not right!”
Cool music though.
Jack.
Quite the tiny dancer isn’t he?
Too Damn Funny!!! ROTFLMAO
Hilarious!
I believe I am owed a residual check, y’all, for the blatant hijacking-for-profit of one of my home movies.
We knew Frank was really a Homo and you proved it… Thanks…
All this time, Frank has been feeding us a line that he lives in Florida. Based on the video, looks to me like he’s a German
Funny, I thought Frank J was thinner than that…
Annie – well, Frank wears a girdle for all his Peace Gallery pics.
It is amazing what Frank can do! I’ll bet at the end Sarahk gave him a fish. Well trained and well whipped he is.
That’s the funniest f***ing thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m dead serious.