North Korea has a nuclear bomb! Holy sh…
Wait, I thought we already knew that. Well, everyone else is acting surprised since the announcement and I don’t want to be left out.
Well, here are even more shocking things about North Korea that IMAO attained at great expense.
SHOCKING NEW INFO ABOUT NORTH KOREA!!!
MUST CREDIT IMAO!!!
* It’s really more accurately North-Northwest Korea.
* Their leader’s hair is poofy.
* Very poofy.
* I mean weapons grade poofy.
* North Korea, unlike America, has no epidemic obesity problem.
* Instead, they have more of an “unintentional anorexia” problem.
* While they will eat cooked dog, they think it’s sick to put a puppy in a blender.
* Oh! So poofy!
* While acting all belligerent when being placed in the “Axis of Evil” by President Bush, their feelings were hurt more than anything else.
* All the mines in the DMZ were cleared out years ago and they just don’t know it.
* Their Secretary of Treasury is really a monkey.
* And he’s doing the best he can considering the economic situation.
* His best involves lots of poo flinging.
* There is a secret group of dissidents in North Korea that wish their leader’s hair wasn’t quite so poofy.
* Even though technically atheist, they have claimed to be offended by the “Frank Reads the Bible” posts.
* Poofy!
ALL VERY SHOCKING!!! MUST CREDIT IMAO!!!
“Unintentional anorexia”
Where do you come up with this stuff?
oh, yeah. First!
weapons grade poo throwing.
aren’t they forced to happy dance when they see anyone with poofy hair?
Hey Frank, I bought the christmas cd and when it didn’t arrive by 12/28, I called that company and they ended up shipping me a new one that I got around the new year. Yestersay, I received a second copy that was postmarked 12/20, so now I got 2 copies. Can I return one and get my money back?
the saddest thing i ever heard was when a north korean refugee was working in china and all he ever dreamed of doing was being able to earn enough money to buy his parents some corn. not meat that was too big a dream just corn. I hope their poofy hair leader dies of explosive diarhea
Frank! Stop offending crazy, poofy-haired, nuke-making, North-Northwest Korean Psychopaths!
Don’t your that look in the poofy one’s eyes? He is like their Rumsfeld Strangler.
so poofy
ug…me…can’t…type
“Don’t YOU SEE that look…”
Their Secretary of Treasury is really a monkey
Dangit Frank! You just revealed the identity of one of our best Imperial operatives…
You didn’t even spoof the fact that he wears ladies guchies and shoes. Goes nicely with his poofy hair!
Did anyone see the front picture on lucianne.com this morning? He really looks like the Rumsfield Strangler. He has that look in his eye.
You wouldn’t make fun of his poofy hair if he had the sideburns to go with it, because that would just be macho.
Ok, I’m joking.
my monitor is covered in coffee goodness now, arrgg!
the Oh! so Poofy! comment did me in, awesome!
In a fight between Aquaman and North Korea, he would be eaten by the inhabitants of a village, supplying more calories than they normally get in a month.
Mmmmmm…. fish!
Why are you all soooooo jealous of my beautiful hair? At least I don’t use Botox or tan-in-a-can like some of your pitiful leaders. Hah!
Poofy Poofy bo Boofy
Banana Fanna fo Foofy
Me Mi Mo Moofy
Poofy!!
Are we gonna get to see HFL meet the poofy haired poo flinger? That would kick more tuchus than a bowl of flied lice. 🙂
Poofy!!!
Frank, didn’t you hear on foxnews? Poofy shaved his head to promote “conservative” hairstyles. So you cannot call him poofy anymore… until his hair grows unruly again.
Interestingly enough, North Korea has a web site. Yep, the most secretive, insular, totalitarian state in the world is only a few keystrokes away! Their take on history and the current world climate regarding our relations with them is a little different than ours. For instance, on their site, they call the DMZ, the “American Wall of Shame”.
Give their site a look, it’s a hoot! I think the funniest part of their failed experament in socialism is the fact that their fearless leader is second to his dead father in importance in their system (a system, by the way, they claim to be the chosen system of the Korean people).
Ah, those whacky communists! When will they learn?
BTW, that URL is http://www.Korea-dpr.com
On a related note, here’s my top-5 list of things Kim Jong-il considers “un-settling”, besides “Team America: World Police”