Satire is a heavy burden for one man. There are so many issues in the day that many end up getting un-made fun of because of my other duties. Thus, after careful deliberation and much alcohol, I made the decision to turn IMAO into a group blog made of my hand picked “dream team.”
THE IMAO HUMOR TYPE GUYS
Harvey: An invisible six foot rabbit who writes for Bad Example.
RightWingDuck: Token duck. Apparently also writes humor of some sort.
Cadet Happy: Expert of photoshop. Sometime imitates me or SarahK to confuse readers. I told him to stop that (well, SarahK I don’t care about).
Scott McCollum: May recognize him as the voice work in the audio bits. Not as good imitating people in type, but I thought I’d give him a chance anyway.
FlyingSpaceMonkey: Apparently a monkey from space that flies or something. Just adding him so he won’t try and run me off the road again.
SarahK: Token chick. Makes me dinner.
Frank J.: The humble and talented genius of IMAO you all know and love.
Everyone will have different amount of time to write, but hopefully now you’ll have plenty of humor posts each day. Plus, soon I’ll have About Me files up for each writer. We’ll all probably have an adjustment period, but then IMAO will become the greatest blog in all of existence and the MSM will tremble before our might and wit.
That said, let’s get started with the new IMAO…
Excellent!
Dang, I’m not first…oh well, good thinking Frank. Will keep me occupied over there in the Sunni Triangle.
And of course, Chomps, the lovable U.N. Peacekeep-blogger.
Third!
The puppyblender trembles…
I for one welcome our new comedic overlords.
And, just like in the movie “Harvey”, there’s a portrait of Frank J. “Jimmy” Stewart standing right next to the invisible rabbit.
That’s a big change.
Whoo Hoo! Me likey change.
Don’t you hate pants?
Now where are my freak’n co-bloggers…
I have a great KTE post, but I’m waiting for one of them to post first.
I’ll post for them. I’ve got a thrilling little anecdote about the origin of the donkey punch.
BTW, Syd, guttrhead, great Simpson references. Nothing better than a Simpson reference well applied.
Hmm I dun likey. I fear change.
oh sure dhinger’s just ignore iraqwarwrong
whew! I was afraid it was going to be sissified, but now it’s like the Halls of Justice, the Superfriends battling the Puppy BLender and the Legion of Doom.
I knew that my guest post sucked. Oh well, I’ll sit sit here in the mud, eating worms.
Laurence,
I didn’t ask you because you’re my blogging senior and you seem to be a loner with your own style about things.
Now that I think of it, that was dumb. I’ll e-mail you now.
Oh GOODY! More bloggers to annoy with my inane drivel.
S-w-e-e-t! More Harvey! More Sarahk! More funny for the same low price! I dig it, Frank!
So are you guys (and girl) combining into a single group blog and giving up your seperate blogs or is this venture more like perpetual guest blogging on top of your seperate blog ?
… I kinda like The Ducks seperate blog.
i think it’s just a cover up for a severe Frank J. funny shortage. Please say it ain’t so frank!!
So….Are you gonna change the site name? IOAO?
That seems harder to say.
Adam
i predict more crazy blog money
Hey, the “Frank J” posts were the best ones!!!
I think I will put it up to a vote.
BOO
me no likey
Worst… Idea… Ever
What no Dead Iraqi puppet theator!? No book deal SANCTIONS! SANCTIONS!… oh look RWD has posted must go read. (wanders off mumbling)
I don’t know how well this is going to go over… it’s cheapening the magic of pure Frank J, for crying out loud!!
I’m not sure how I feel about it. It’s definitely a Dream Team (all my favorites anyway). But will it dilute the “IMAO-ness” of IMAO? And Adam asked my question, “Is it now IOAO?” Hmmmm? I’ll go sleep on it.
Hmm, the declining signal to noise ratio is worrisome, but I’m sure it’ll work out.
And you should have gotten Hubris, he’s great.
I’m going to get fired and I don’t even have a job yet. With all of these posts how will I ever do anything else?
You’re not into half-measures, are you? Cool.
So do these suckers…er guest bloggers get a piece of the action from all the giant blinking blog ads on this page?
I hate the group blog. I like each blogger and all, but it is diluting Frank J it sucks completely and needs to be rectified and remembered as nothing more than a bad idea and an awkward phase. No group blog! I want my unadulterated Frank J!
Interesting. I’ve decided to blog on the comments section of everybody else’s group blogs.