this one was from my first photo shoot as the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, but i didn’t send it to Frank because it was blurry. now i can use the “sharpen” feature in the photo editor. yay me.

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So now Syria is placing its head under the guillotine (Iran has a sigh of relief; North Korea squeaks, “We have nukes! Pay attention to us!”). I did a KTE on them a while back (it was the second one I did), but I don’t think a fruit basket will save them this time. They have the Lebanese angry at them, and we know they had part of a bombing in Tel Aviv.
Now, I dunno how this is gonna play out– but let’s pretend I do. The Syrian dictatorship will continue to weaken, but no violence by the U.S. will be needed to topple it as eventually the public will decimate the leadership, starting by kicking Bashar al-Asad in the nards (there’s some significance to that if you check the Koran). They will then have elections, which will be watched over by Jimmy Carter. He will be shot by the Syrians, which the U.S. will condemn as “unnecessary” but “understandable.”
Now, the mad mullahs of Iran will now be like, “Holy @#$%! We’re totally @#$%!” They’ll try to smuggle out some nuclear weapons, but the youth in Iran will revolt and totally lay the beat-down on the mullahs. It’ll be like pro-wrestling, but with more blood. The youth will then hold a rock concert to welcome in the new area of democracy which will be funded by selling the nukes on eBay. They will be purchased by Rupert Murdoch (“FOX News – Fair and Balanced and Now a Nuclear Power”).
Now all the dictators left in the Middle East will be freaking out and allowing real elections as they escape to France for indefinite vacations. Osama bin Laden and little Zarqawi will be like “@#$% @#$%!” and shave their beards to disguise themselves as they flee to the Palestinians for protection. There, they will be mistaken for American protestors and run over with bulldozers by the Israelis. The Israelis will also by now have raided the Palestinians arms supplies and taken possession of all their rocks, leaving them completely defenseless. The Palestinians will flee to France and declare that was always really their ancient homeland.
All of Middle East will be prosperous democracies by the end of Bush’s second term (“But remember Abu Ghraib!” his detractors will shout). The remaining Democrats will be hunted down and then confined to a preserve called “Massachusetts.” The only remaining Islamo-fascists in the world will be in Old Europe and cause World War III – which will last all of eight minutes.
North Korea will squeak, “We really have nukes!” but we still won’t be able to get ourselves to care.
Finally, a national day of happy dancing will be declared.
Well, that all the important events for the next few years. Now you can stop paying attention to the news and play videogames like I will be doing.
Later, ronin.

Thanks to an anonymous source, I’m able to provide you with this (safe for work) eye-witness audio description of Frank J’s car accident.
[hat tip to anonymous source Teresa of Technicalities]