(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
With all the crazy action going on over in Iraq, it’s hard to tell friend from foe. Let’s say you’re manning a checkpoint and a car comes careening up toward you. You have no idea whether it’s a suicidal car-bomber, an innocent (if somewhat communist) Italian journalist, or simply just another Ahmed Lunchpail in a hurry to get home for a nooner.
Wouldn’t it be nice if there were an easy way to tell them apart so you wouldn’t accidentally open fire on the last example and risk losing the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people? Well, it turns out there’s an easy way to spot the bad guys – just read the bumper stickers! If you see one that’s even remotely like the ones I list in the extended entry, then fire at will:

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