I was woken up to purring that sounds more and more like a pig snorting as little Sydney (a.k.a. “Stupid Monkey Purr-Purr”) kept walking around my head demanding to be pet. I pet her, all the time thinking how much easier things would be if I just threw her into a bog.
Anyway, since all the other bloggers are doing it, here is some more cat blogging.
Sydney waits in her Fortress of Solitude (discarded case of bottled water). She thinks she’s safe from being thrown in the bog.
She’s wrong. I’m going throw the stupid cat into the bog. She fights my hand in an attempt to save herself.
SarahK’s cat, Minerva (a.k.a. “Calico Fats”), sees the commotion.
Now both cats do battle, Calico Fats realizing that, if Sydney goes in the bog, that means more attention for her.
Sydney retreats to a lookout point on my couch. Can she not find safety?
“Ha! No one will find me here!” she thinks.
But I find her! “You’re going into the bog, you dumb monkey-cat!”
In a valiant last ditch effort, Sydney fights back, attacking my leg. Calico Fats helps me, attacking Sydney’s leg.
Sydney heads back to the safety of the couch.
Satisfied she won’t be going into the bog – for now – she goes to sleep.
Man, I want a dog.
Dude, you NEED a dog.
Oh, goody.
I prevented some dufus from posting that FRIST crap…. 🙂
(yeah, the typo is on purpose.)
Love the cat blogging. But they need a new best friend. I recommend adopting a part chow, part huskie, part golden retriever. Your life will be full of chaos for 6 months but the hilarity that abounds will be worth it.
You have a house, you need two dogs. They’ll chew on each other instead of your stuff.
wow, the pics are even in focus–that cat obviously has you wrapped around her little paws–very cute–that basket one puts every picture sarahk has ever taken of minerva to shame
why is that indoor cat wearing a collar? home monitoring?
east one of the new puppies be a boxer. A 80 pound lap dog with the energy of a jack russell terrier.
Frank. I hope that’s a “breakaway” collar on Sydney.. Lest she hang herself, or worse yet, escape, get her foot caught in the collar and not be able to get it out.
A cat came to the shelter in such a condition and the collar had to be removed surgically as her neck and back foot grew around it. Rare but possible.
Enjoying the cat pictures though. She’s a good looker. Maybe you could get her in a T-shirt.
Collar makes her easier to strangle.
Yeah, it’s break-away in that the clasp is undone just by pulling at both ends.
I’ve got a glorious Bernese Mountain Dog who’d be perfect for you. Sweetest beast you’ll ever meet. And very manly!
She’s SOOOOOOO cute! And she’s growing fast! More cat blogging please!
Cat needs a Harley Davidson collar.
Love your cat’s! Mine’s name is slammin Sam. He’s a 20 pounder and can kick every dog’s butt in the neighborhood…and he knows it…very cool!!!
I agree. If you’re gonna have a cat it needs to look like a trained attack ninja cat with an appropiate collar
http://www.morrco.com/spikcatcol.html
My cat just lays there, immobile. His name is stew, cause I threatened to eat him once, cat stew, yum! Kidding!! Actually, its cause I fed him stew when we rescued him!
…but cats require so much more KY than dogs!
It is a mystery!
That’s the best cat-blogging ever.
“She’s wrong. I’m going throw the stupid cat into the bog. She fights my hand in an attempt to save herself.”
I spit out my soda almost onto my laptop with that one.
Hey, my dog has a chew toy that looks JUST like you cat!
Dude, your cat is ridiculously cute. What do you want a dog for anyway?
“The dog is an emotionally shallow animal. See, Greg, if you yell at a dog, his ears will go down and his tail will cover his genitals even if he’s done nothing wrong. It’s very easy to break a dog. But cats make you work for their affection. Cats don’t sell out like dogs do.” – Meet the Parents
Every red-blooded American Republican male needs a dog – a big dog.
If my lease didn’t prohibit it, I’d have one, too, you betcha.
(Or, y’know, a cat, since I don’t have a yard suitable for a big dog, or even a yard at all.)
Frank J., I wish I could take photos of cats like you can.
What I want to know is, who’s got the free weights? Is SarahK bulking up, or is Stick Boy determined not to get sand kicked in his face this summer?
Exile,
I’ll kick yer ass!
i figured they weren’t on the rack cause frank couldn’t lift them off the floor 😀
exile’s a bad influence
Frank J.,
Are you done reading the Bible, or did I just miss the explanation…
Baron
Frank, do you seriously not like this kitten? It’s so cute! How can you not like it?
I mean sure it’s not a dog, but it’s still adorable!
Who needs a dog when you have a cat and firearms. Spend money on ammo instead of tons of dogfood and cleaning up after the slobbering beast.
I’m assuming it’s in case she gets out and lost, the person who finds her will call him and return Sydney. Also, it will alert whoever finds her in this scenario that she has been vaccinated against rabies. I would know these things, as I have three cats and a dog myself.
She has been vaccinated, right Frank?
just keep in mind that cats almost always blink when you hit them in the head with a balpen hammer. 😀