I totally have been unable to think of something to post about today. I know there’s stuff in the news – including a Italian Commie getting shot at – but nothing is clicking into jokes.
Anyway, you guys are the readers; what kind of stuff do you like me making fun of? Ideas! Give me ideas!
Ever been to Italy? You could do a joke about Italian drivers?
umm
first????? cool
Please make fun of hippies today. Preferably tree hugging ones from Seattle.
And sad clowns.
i heard something about a volcano…
Frank J. got the Beal.
draw a doodle. that gets creative juices flowing.
In Hillary’s World:
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Reno.
Hate filled left draws a picture ala Ward Churchill sounds fun . . . He could be smited by Picasso or something 🙂
Today is my 32nd birthday and my 29 year old husband seems to think that’s hilarious. Yeah, I don’t think it’s that funny, either.
spacemonkey has the idea – draw.
This is just begging to be made fun of.
Hate Filled Lefty gets run over by a speeding Italian Commie.
We just did our taxes and I’d like to take this moment to thank George W. Bush and my 4 little deductions for the biggest return of my money ever!! Yippy!
The Hate Filled Lefty drives a bus full of Syrians to Beirut for a demonstration in SUPPORT of Syria.
Seriously, I don’t know what to make of Tuesday’s turnout in Lebanon…only ones covering it are the MSM, and we all know–
we all know.
Bill Clintons wife running for office.
We were told they were a team and that she was the co-president.
She has already served her 8 years. Enough is enough.
How about a senator from a state full of Goobers calling Republicans Nazi’s…and he’s a former wearer of the sheets himself!!!
Dan Rather’s final tearful day as the anchor of cBS?
Oh I know, the fact that none of Dan Rather’s colleagues really respected him after all . . . or watched him?
Make fun of the Toledo Blade for this comic strip making fun of bloggers:
Maumee Dearest – Bloggers
are you srue you can’t think of anything about Canadians and missle defense? 4 mounties causing a nation to go into grieving. iran and EU negotiations? lebanese protestors that only write banners in english? minature hamsters? i had to deal with the delta voice system for reservations last night and it was just like SarahK’s experiance, for fun and maddness you could call them, i think it’s 800-221-1212
more know thy enemies
Happy Dance!!!
How about the cops being called because of the excessive drinking at the gay/lesbian party at Hillary’s former school Wellsley sp?
How about something about John Bolton? From his public remarks, he might fit into the “In My World” setting. Get into an abuse contest with Kimmie?
JB: “Tyranical Dictator”
KIJ: “Human Scum and blood sucker”
Oh, wait. Those were real quotes.
Frank muh man, you’re getting old. An Italian Hippy Commie gets shot, this stuff writes itself.
“Oh no! I’za gotta no pasta! Bang! Owww! That’s a spicy meataball!”
Frank Answers?
i’m sorry, love. it’s because your muse is working long hours at the office this week. i’ll be back soon to annoying you proper.
You know what’s always funny?
Ass-less pants, and gorilla suits.
Maybe another In My World, and in it, Buck is going through depression because of the whole Italian communist reporter thing. By depression, I mean that he’s pissed off that she’s still alive. Then maybe he could have some sort of alliance with Rumsfeld to go to Italy to finish the job. Plus, since the reporter works at a communist newspaper, there’ll be plenty of foreigner killin’ to help Buck feel better.
Maybe a creative dialogue about how the draft-dodging fake documents isn’t Dan Rather’s real reason for leaving—it’s actually because he’s 8,000 years old and the computer techs at CBS are trying to make him use a computer. We all know how much old people hate changes at their jobs and computers…and especially computers…did I mention old people hate computers?
How about a Know Thy Enemy: Frank J.
Know Thy Enemy: Monkeys
nuff said
Group blogs.
Just kidding.
You can never have too many contests. Why not help find a good conservative equivalent to “Great Satan” so we can refer to the French properly? (And tick off the Axis of Evil by showing that we know they aren’t really our main enemies.) “Cheese-eating surrender monkeys” just isn’t specific enough, especially since my grassroots effort to popularize “sangria-swilling surrender monkeys” in the wake of Zapatero’s election fizzled.
I heard a story on the radio this morning about a guy who owned a pet chimpanzee. Anyway, this guy–being the nature-luvin’, tree-huggin’ hippie that he is, decides to give ol’ Chimpy to a nature preserve. He brought aforementioned primate to the preserve and presented it with a homemade cupcake as a farewell gift. The other chimps, upon seeing this, grew jealous and proceeded to bite off the hippie’s fingers, toes, ears, and testicles. Now he has to live–sex-free–with the memory of nearly being devoured by nature’s most evil life-form.
Well China is acting like they might invade Taiwan… $(^%&ing Commies.
And we have some new guy representing us in the UN who is going to like, totally beat up commies…
That’s about it.
Dude, SarahK is a pretty good muse.