According to Catholic teachings, how many years in purgatory have I earned from my Frank Reads the Bible™ segments thus far?
47 years. And I’ll add on to that later today.
I’m really going to rack that up if I continue this on into the New Testament…
Is that like dog years i.e. how many human years = one purgatory year? I’m not catholic so I need to know.
First!!!!
Which will come first, the Apocalypse, or Frank reaching the New Testament?
Dammit!
Second!
I think you get bonus points for bashing hippies and baby-killers… (i.e. hate-filled lefties).
Keep up the good work!
Keep reading that Bible and tell me what page mentions purgatory… 😉
Beo,
Catholics don’t need prove everything with Scripture. We long ago interpreted Scripture as giving us authority to make crap up.
Amen!
Tell ‘im FrankJ
Are you guys still mad at Martin Luther after all these years?
I was thinking about bouncing this off of you – maybe you could expand this “Frank reads” series by doing Frank reads the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence and possibly make it into a whole educational line of writings! Please keep it up – I can’t wait to read the next installment.
I think you should take baley’s advice and change your series to “Frank reads something he can ridicule without fear of eternal hellfire”…just sayin
According to Catholic teachings, how many years in purgatory have I earned from my Frank Reads the Bible segments thus far?
Not nearly as many years as people who post “First!” earn. :o/
C’mon Frank. You’ve seen the Catholic Teachings. We’ve all earned 10,000 years in purgatory regardless. Nothing you add on here can add to your total.
Then again, doesn’t the book of revelation say something about a multi-headed creature with the body of a Rabbit, head of a duck, tail of a monkey, language of fish, and pinkytoe of DOOM?
Or was that the new International Version Michelle Malkin found?
Go for the plenary indulgence, Frank. Attend ten (I think) First Friday Masses in a row. Make a novena (I think that that works). Don’t count years. Plenary.
Hey hey hey!
I could really go for a Frank J. Reads the Constitution series. Printed in pamphlet form to hand out to high school civics students.
Oh, and don’t you EVER do Frank J. Reads the Koran! Never never never never!
Death to the infidel.
Heck yeah! “Frank J. reads the Constitution.” I’m all for that one! Can’t wait till you get started Frank!
Personally I believe God has a sense of humor, and Frank J is safe.
After all, he did come up with the Platypus and Rosanne Barr…he could only have done that for shits and giggles.