There’s a German, Scotsman and Irishman at a bar after work.
Each has a full pint. 3 flies buzz into the bar and all of a sudden land in each of their beers.
The German is fuming mad – “No way I drink this! Disgusting!” as he pushes the pint away.
The Scotsman thinks for a minute, “ach, it ain’t that bad. Ye jist pull oot the wee nipper like this…there ya go, fine as dandy.” and proceeds to take a swig.
The Irishmen is also mad, he plucks the fly out by its wings, holds it over the pint and yells, “Spit it out ya Bastard, spit it out!!!”
Actually “Drunky” is the most common Irish name, closely followed by “Bar-fighty.”
As for Kathy Ireland, as Crow T. Robot once observed, “That’ll make your shamrock shake.”
Firster than First. Gosh and Begorra!!!
LOL. shoulda seen it coming, but didn’t.
I think Mr McDrunken would be even more Irish
How long does it take to have nothing to say?
OOps
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There’s a German, Scotsman and Irishman at a bar after work.
Each has a full pint. 3 flies buzz into the bar and all of a sudden land in each of their beers.
The German is fuming mad – “No way I drink this! Disgusting!” as he pushes the pint away.
The Scotsman thinks for a minute, “ach, it ain’t that bad. Ye jist pull oot the wee nipper like this…there ya go, fine as dandy.” and proceeds to take a swig.
The Irishmen is also mad, he plucks the fly out by its wings, holds it over the pint and yells, “Spit it out ya Bastard, spit it out!!!”
How about Kathy Ireland?
Actually “Drunky” is the most common Irish name, closely followed by “Bar-fighty.”
As for Kathy Ireland, as Crow T. Robot once observed, “That’ll make your shamrock shake.”
What the most EEEeeeevile Irish name?
Fascist McFascist!
Not by a long shot, krakatoa. It’s gotta be Bush McHoughlihalliburton O’Republichuan.
O’Brien is. No one doubts the name O’Brien. Nary a one.