There was a Greek philosopher, I believe his Latin name was Philologus, who committed suicide by starvation.
Between that and their open support of homosexuality and infanticide, could the pagan liberals be secretly worshipping Greek gods?
The U.S. should starve the Guantanamo detainees. It would be in their best interests, of course. Then, when the detainees are feeling euphoric from starvation, they could be fed again. The detainees beg to be starved again so they can experience more euphoria. The interrogators can force feed them until they get information. Everyone wins!
Actually the funnest way to die is to have a pro-life activist try to break in to give you water, which you can’t swallow because you have no sensation and can’t tell you’re choking to death.
Sandy, you must live in a place with some nasty water. Around here, people don’t “choke” and die on the stuff that comes out of the tap, even the half-brained Democrats.
What Morons. I suppose drowning and freezing to death are pleasent too? Good lord, why not starve all death row inmates while they drag out their appeals? Isn’t a lethal injection just cruel and painful compared to the happy carefree feelings of starvation? I am so ready to take back this country by force…
Wannabe holy men used to starve themselves for extended periods of time, toward the end of which, they reported interesting conversations with supernatural beings.
Sounds interesting.
I always wanted to have a few words with God that didn’t revolve around my abode for the rest of eternity.
I would think it would be fifty sharks swimming to the shore like on the CBS movie, “Spring Break.” Or it could be freezing to death thanks to Hollywood science on an ice age triggered due to global warming and the evils of the Bush administration.
Funny, try inhaling water and not choking. I bet you can’t do it.
Unless you’re a vegetable, in which case you don’t aspirate it back out but simply the lungs don’t get the air they need and you die, choking on water.
But given what the protesters were arrested trying to do, I’m guessing that level of biology wasn’t reached in Bible class.
Why shuck-darn it, Sandy! Ya got it all figgered out, hyuck! We con-suh-vah-tuhves dun’t need nun o’ dat fancy-pants lib’ral edumacation shtuff! Ahll we does is go to Bible skool to hear tuh wurd o’ JEEZUS! Hall-a-joo-ya, y’all hear?
Hmmmmm
I thought it was “consumption by Michael Moore”. At least that way you finally get to see where all his crap comes from.
There was a Greek philosopher, I believe his Latin name was Philologus, who committed suicide by starvation.
Between that and their open support of homosexuality and infanticide, could the pagan liberals be secretly worshipping Greek gods?
By the Beard of Zeus, they’ve figured it out!
Even if Zeus supported the libs, Hera would totally smite them. Especially Michael Schaivo.
Hell ya…Hera woulda had a hayday with good Ol Michael S!
The U.S. should starve the Guantanamo detainees. It would be in their best interests, of course. Then, when the detainees are feeling euphoric from starvation, they could be fed again. The detainees beg to be starved again so they can experience more euphoria. The interrogators can force feed them until they get information. Everyone wins!
Actually the funnest way to die is to have a pro-life activist try to break in to give you water, which you can’t swallow because you have no sensation and can’t tell you’re choking to death.
At least that would be faster and not as painful.
We must all bow to the oppressive forces of our Supreme Court overlords…”Your rights have been ruled unconstitutional…nothing can save you now!”
Sandy, you must live in a place with some nasty water. Around here, people don’t “choke” and die on the stuff that comes out of the tap, even the half-brained Democrats.
What Morons. I suppose drowning and freezing to death are pleasent too? Good lord, why not starve all death row inmates while they drag out their appeals? Isn’t a lethal injection just cruel and painful compared to the happy carefree feelings of starvation? I am so ready to take back this country by force…
I’m with ya, Yankee. Let’s march on Washington. We’ll pick up people and ammo on the way.
i thought it was death at the hands/paws of the sooper seekret ninja monkeys…with access to FrankJ’s equally sooper seekret S.M.I.T.E. technology?
Wannabe holy men used to starve themselves for extended periods of time, toward the end of which, they reported interesting conversations with supernatural beings.
Sounds interesting.
I always wanted to have a few words with God that didn’t revolve around my abode for the rest of eternity.
I would think it would be fifty sharks swimming to the shore like on the CBS movie, “Spring Break.” Or it could be freezing to death thanks to Hollywood science on an ice age triggered due to global warming and the evils of the Bush administration.
Funny, try inhaling water and not choking. I bet you can’t do it.
Unless you’re a vegetable, in which case you don’t aspirate it back out but simply the lungs don’t get the air they need and you die, choking on water.
But given what the protesters were arrested trying to do, I’m guessing that level of biology wasn’t reached in Bible class.
Why shuck-darn it, Sandy! Ya got it all figgered out, hyuck! We con-suh-vah-tuhves dun’t need nun o’ dat fancy-pants lib’ral edumacation shtuff! Ahll we does is go to Bible skool to hear tuh wurd o’ JEEZUS! Hall-a-joo-ya, y’all hear?