How to Write for IMAO

Since I started posting at IMAO, people are always – by which I mean never – asking me, “Hey Harv, how do you manage to create all those hilarious posts?”
Easy.
I just follow the very simple, sure-fire, never-miss, all-purpose, super-comedic, hypenated-adjectivated, IMAO 3-step posting formula, which you can see in the extended entry.


1) Side splittingly brilliant introduction promising mirth and hilarity in the extended entry.
2) Extended Entry: FUNNY GOES HERE
WARNING – DO NOT DISCUSS LAP DANCING!
3) Stunningly witty conclusion and invitation for reader participation in the comments.


Just keep practicing this technique and maybe someday YOU’LL be invited to write for IMAO, too. Or at least invited to buy an IMAO T-shirt, which is very nearly the same thing.
Anyway, I invite reader participation in the comments.

12 Comments

  1. Harvey, you know your name comes from an incredibly comic tradition, full of wit and verve.
    How so?
    Think Jimmy Stewart. You see, once there was a six-foot invisible rabbit who had a penchant for lap dancing and…
    Oh, DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!
    I’ll NEVER be able to write for IMAO.

  2. I’d just like to add that this group blog stuff doesn’t suck, at least not in my opinion. But, hey, I’m easy to amuse, so what do I know? I’d add some more but my paint is drying, and I really wanted to watch that.

  3. The group blog stuff is OK. I enjoy Right Wing Duck just as much as Frank.
    But Harvey sucks. If there was some way to ignore certain posters, that would be great. At least by using the extended entry more often, it’s easier to skip his posts.

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