I guess I’ll start the conversation today. Like most people, I was wondering what is the use of a kitten. So, I tried to teach her to box; a boxing kitten seemed like it would be kinda cool. But, no matter how many times I said, “Block your head,” and jabbed her in her kitty face, she just kept staring at my fist and not putting up her defenses. I think defending the head is one of the biggest fundamentals in boxing, and, if my kitten can’t even do that, I don’t know if I’ll ever make her a competent boxer. Well, guess I’ll try some more tonight.
BTW, an IMW is ready to post whenever I feel like it.
Try steriods, maybe that’ll make her more “in the mood”. Be careful though, she’s probably plotting your violent death as we speak.
Kittens aren’t very good at boxing; I’d recommend teaching her to be an Olympic Class swimmer. Training her to swim is much easier too, you just launch her from the nearest catapult into the Atlantic Ocean and when she reaches shore launch her again.
I have a full grown cat SAM that I never taught to box. If I put my fist in his face once he would know what to do…and I would be off to the hospital for pain meds…
My eight year old cat can box. Both paws up and swinging. Except you can’t give him catnip before hand cause he falls backwards if he’s not paying attention. So keep trying, it’s possible. It helps if the cat/kitty is feisty or pissed off to begin with.
IMW! IMW! IMW! IMW!
Damnit IMW!
I had a cat sock me in the face one time. They hit like girls. So, yeah it hurt.
Maybe if you taught her to play video games. We all know how that teaches super violent behavior.
My kitty rolls over and plays dead, course my kitty is a doggy, but I’m just saying . . .
Bonsai Kitty is a favorite of mine. So she can’t box? Put ‘er in one!
Your problem is you are trying to box a cat. Sheesh.
Pluto boxes pretty well. He is always throwing punches at other dogs. His favorite sparring partner is Sophie, who is a boxer by trade.
He also protects his head … with his teeth.
I’m sorry but I’ve got to change the subject for a moment. I NEED to vent. I just visited kos and atrios for the first time. I normally stay in the blogs where I belong like this one.(this is my favorite, not sucking up just stating the truth) Anyway, I am completely DISGUSTED with those mindless moonbats! WHAT THE %$#@ IS WRONG WITH THEM?!?! sighs Ok, I feel better. Thanks for letting me vent.
She is waiting for you to put the gloves on her.
1) roll the kitten onto its back.
2) put your forearm on its belly and cover its face with your hand.
3) gently rock hand from side to side, until arm is bloody.
4) repeat daily.
Boxing a cat is easy, just look it up under Schrodinger’s cat
most kittens are not the direct aggresion types. teach it something like akido or espianage.
But even a non-boxing cat could kick Aquaman’s *ss!