I was going to write a post about how much I hate terrorists, but with all the hate & death & killing in the news lately, I thought maybe I should try to write about something cheerful and upbeat, instead. So in the extended entry, I’ve placed
I wish I were a bunny, with a soft and fuzzy head.
I’d groin-kick all the terrorists, until they fell down dead.
I wish I were a bunny, with a cotton tail of fluff.
Blasting bad guys with my Glock, ‘cuz I don’t take no guff!
I’d tear their guts out with my paws, and wiggle my pink nose.
And pee upon their ankles as I chewed off all their toes.
I’d chop their heads off with an ax, and play and hop around.
And sing my happy little song, upon the blood-soaked ground.
I’d kill and maim and kill again, spread cute and cuddly death.
And giggle at insurgents, as they draw their final breath.
Oh, I’d love to be a bunny, with a fully-loaded gun.
I’d shoot at Eason Jordan – targ’ting journalists is fun!
Then I’d go to Hollywood and frisk around a bit.
And kick the ass of Michael Moore (that worthless, lying s***)
Upon his chubby, smelly head, I’d hop and hop and hop!
Until his skull is well-caved-in, and out his eyes did pop.
I’d love to join the Air Force, and drop a ‘splodey bomb.
Be a stalwart Army officer, or Marine Corps grunt non-com.
And get to slaughter terrorists – oh, that would be divine!
But if I can’t be one of those, a bunny would be fine.
The Book of Bunny Suicides
LOL no not good enough… ROFLMAO! I like your style Harvey. You’re one sick little monkey!
What a coinkidink, everyone is writing songs at their blogs today.
Something funny is going on
OH I sang this to “Merry F*ing Christmas” by Mr. Garrison
LMAO! I loved it. just when I was feeling really bad today too.
What a happy song.
lol, both disturbing and cheery, at the same time!
HOW you don’t have your own Nick Jr show is beyond me… that was truly a song for all children. 🙂
I really liked the cartoons. I laughed and laughed.
Just stay away from Antioch, they have Holy Handgrenades there.
Man, are you sure your real name isn’t “Bun-Bun the mini-lop”?
Hey, Harvey: Thanks for the comment(s). I wish I would have waited; a link to this song would have been a priceless starting point. I LOVE IT. LOL
I was going to write some music to this, but then I figured out that it works perfectly to the tune of “The Yellow Rose of Texas”. Strangely enough, Emily Dickinson’s poems also work with the same tune.
Harvey,
Funny as usual! Although a bit twisted, I enjoyed it. I have to admit that I did laugh while reading it. Keep up the good work!
Two words: SLUGGY FREELANCE!!!
PS: Props to Dave.
This should be taught in pre-schools!!! And you’re just in time for Easter!!!! Sure to be a children’s classic!!! Love ya’ Harv.
While not Bun Bun killing telemarketers, it is still a good single
Good Single BunBun
Normally, I severely dislike bunnies (on the same level as Frank dislikes monkeys), but if a bunny were as kick@$$ as the one in your song… man that would just rock!
Great song.
I wuv it! (And Bugs Bunny would so totally do all that stuff!)
Help! I’m getting compliments!
head… swelling…
chair… tipping over…
David! Lionstone! Tell me I suck! Hurry! 🙂
And David, why didn’t you TELL me you were a Sluggite?
This is what the Monty Python bunny would do in modern times. So much more exciting than guarding the mouth of a cave.
Peter Rabbit, Tank Killer
Jimmy Carter is having nightmares because of that song.
I guess you were going for juxtaposition – a fluffy bunny performing merciless acts of violence. Yeah, that’s original. Well, at least his violence had deserving targets.
I can’t say this is funny.
A nice dream maybe, or a fantasy, but not funny.
I’m going to go read Scrappleface…
Head… deflating…
manhood… shrinking…
ego… crushed…
Well, I’m well-grounded again.
And Frank is going to beat me bloody for driving loyal readers to his sworn enemy.
Props to Dave and the other Slugites for catching the Bun Bun-esque qualities of this song. Cross between Bun Bun and the rabbit in Holy Grail.
WOW!!!! i really love it its awsome!!!! HAPPY BUNNY ROX MY SOX!!!! i really love you web page!!!! have a great day
Whoa! This is the perfect song for my rabbit. He is the real-life Monty Python rabbit. 😉 And he hates terrorist…
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OMG! That is so very funny! IO loved reading that. It matches alot of my friends and the way they feel about things but i feel pretty about a lot of stuff. Mostly i like to think about guys!!
lol!
Bye!
Melissa
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amanda
hey melissa whats up i liked ur comment
amanda
Hey Amanda!
Whats up?
I liked ur comment too!
I also like hot guys too!
Allen Sadler is very very hot!
luv ya….ALLEN!
bye amanda!
ttyl guys!
Melissa
YA ALLEN IS HOTT BUT I DONT LIKE HIM I LIOKE CHRIS
AMANDA
i really like the happy bunny song who doesnt
i loved u’re song! happy bunny rocks!
I thought this song was gross and discusting. Very creative but, need some improvement. Never thought happy bunny would ever be like that. Nice imagenation. Blllah…wE lOvE hApPy bUnNy (K) *
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