Here at IMAO, we’re not just about ridicule and mockery — we also strive to interview the famous and not so famous. Plus we sell t-shirts.
Anyway, we’ve spent a lot of time mocking Howard Dean — or as we call him God’s Blessing on Republicans. However, today’s post is dedicated to informing our readers of another Dean, someone who has worked hard all of his life to make a difference, only to be cast out like a cheap brochure from the Dan Rather Memo Verification Seminar.
However, at IMAO we strive to bring you the truth — wherever we might find it. Today, we have a very special interview.
RWD’s interview with Howard Dean”s Evil Twin.

RWD: Hello, Evil Twin.
Stevie:I have a name you know. Call me Stevie.
RWD Okay. So, evil twin, I mean Stevie. So, are you really twins?
Stevie:I was born first. Howard just 15 minutes later. To this day he keeps asking for a recount. He says mom was plotting against him.
RWD So where have you been? How come we haven’t heard of you?
Stevie:Well, Howard doesn’t like me surfacing. He says an Evil Twin has no place in politics.
RWD:What makes you evil?
Stevie:Well, you know. I’m a youth pastor at a small church in Ohio. I married a female, and I tend to vote Republican.
RWD:Yikes.

Stevie:(laughs) Yeah, nice to know one of my votes in Ohio might have made the difference for Dubya. I almost didn’t make it. Somebody slashed my tires.
RWD: #!@&* . You think Howard did it?
Stevie:Watch you language young man. Not only did they slash the tires, they wrote “Mom loves me best” on the windshield.
RWD:Hmmm.
Stevie:Yes, but you know. I’d like to thank you and the staff at IMAO for all of the laughs. I can’t believe Frank has been blogging for three years now.
RWD:You read IMAO?
Stevie:Oh, yes. You guys are too silly. I pray for you guys and that the Holy Spirit will give you clarity to see the folly in our world. Sometimes humor is a good weapon to use to mock the silly ideas of our age.
RWD:Sounds like your faith in Christ is important to you. What was it like growing up with Howard?
Stevie:What was it like growing up? We were both good kids. We both studied very hard and went to church. I went to a bible believing church. Howard wasn’t happy with it, so he eventually found one with a bike path AND a gym! That made him happy Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays — even the occasional Sunday.
RWD:You seem to have a small scar. Is there a story?
Stevie: (chuckles) Sure thing, Ducky. Memories. Ah memories.
In high school, Howard and I both ran for student body president. At the debate, I gave a speech on personal responsibility, diligence, and hard work. I got a good response to that.
Howard came out, threw a water pitcher at me and stood on stage screaming and spitting for two straight minutes. He lost the election — but next week was voted to lead the school’s chapter of the Young Democrats. I won of course. Howard placed fourth, a few votes behind Ura Dork and I.P. Freeley.
RWD:Thanks for visiting with us. Do you mind if we keep in touch with you as things develop in the political arena?
Stevie:That would be delightful. I love reading your stuff Ducky. I remember when you and Harvey were guest bloggers. I loved the wild stuff you would get away with. Remember the time [CENSORED BECAUSE FRANK MIGHT BE READING]
RWD:Thanks, Stevie.
Stevie:God bless you, Ducky. You and the crew at IMAO.
Update: I know most IMAO readers know this, but I want to credit Cadet Happy with the ‘enhanced’ picture of Stevie Dean. Man, they look alike, almost as if they were twins.. oh, yeah.