Frank beat me to this but…
Mithras a blogger, who is, and I mean this with the strictest inter-blogger professional courtesy, an ignorant moonbat nutjob of I’m sure, the most delightful sort, also possibly an extremely large radioactive moth [ed note, nope that was Mothra], asks Where Are All The Funny Conservative Bloggers?
Then he (she? no offense, dunno, don’t read him/her) lists a few:
* IMAO.US (good call),
* Scrappleface (I’ll link him, even though he gets plenty ‘o traffic already) and
* Lileks (ditto, I’ll link them in the off chance they link back)

Outside of them, it’s all self-righteousness and persecution complex, all the time. And outside of the three listed above, when a conservative blogger does employ humor, I find that usually it’s in retelling a joke they read somewhere else.

First of all thanks for including us on your extremely short list of funny conservative blogs. Really thanks, glad to know we don’t use words that are too big for some of y’all.
Mithras also wonders:

Is there just some birth defect that prevents right-wingers from being funny?

But instead of assuming we, conservative as a lot have some sort of birth defect that doesn’t allow us to make, as we in the funny business call ‘teh funny.’ perhaps you should take the long view. When liberals are in thier natual habitat at a protest, painted pink and green head to toe, running rampant, howling at the moon, at the OUTRAGEous things the conservatives are saying, THAT’s what we are laughing at. And we laugh our rear ends off at you. Figuratively.
Mithras also asserts

The key to successful humor, after all, is to be able to see things from other people’s perspectives – a liberal trait that conservatives deride variously as “relativism” or “objectively pro-terrorist”.

What about our perspectives? Can you see our worldview? Perhaps liberals should try to use that ‘see things from other, whatevers” ability and try looking at humor, which arguably is not a thing, from another POV namely ours. When conservatives make fun of liberals, conservatives laugh and laugh and laugh, while the liberals, best case, don’t get the joke, worst case, call the ACLU to set up legal proceedings for a civil rights abuse case.
I will look at humor from a liberal point of view.
When liberals make fun of conservatives, liberals laugh and laugh and laugh thinking “BUSH LIED!! PLASTIC TURKEY!!” blissfully ignorant of the fact they are in fact a bunch of unfunny, treasonous freaking sillysallys, while the conservatives are frankly too busy happily researching new and more efficient ways to destroy the environment for any such futile impotent flailings emanating from the left to make a blip on their radar.
See? It all becomes painfully clear when you simply broaden your mind and look through the eyes of your intellectual superiors. Us.

Where are all the funny conservative bloggers? Somewhere, laughing at you, just not with you.

Heh.

Disclaimer: I know I didn’t list any conservative humor blogs, pointing them out to liberals would have been as futile as the list of lefty ‘humor’ blogs was to us. Also, I know, I use commas, too much. I’m getting help.,

You have to try hard to be this dense. Yet I keep seeing this meme (I still hate that word for reasons unknown) from so many liberals (you get a lot of this in Greg Gutfeld’s comments – “I don’t find you funny! Why aren’t conservatives funny?”).
If there are some liberals reading this wondering why they don’t find conservatives funny, let me explain this very simply: It’s not fun to be pointed and laughed at.
Why make this complicated? Take liberal and conservative out of the equation. When someone has a completely alien viewpoint to your own, you won’t find that person funny.
KEY HUMOR ASPECT NUMBER ONE: Humor involves shared, unsaid beliefs between who tells joke and who hears it.
If your shared belief is that Bush is Hitler, you will not laugh at the same jokes as people who believe Bush is not Hitler. Your viewpoints are just too askew to share a laugh. Mithras asserts that James Wolcott is funny. The few times I read that guy, I found him about as funny as a burning bus full of orphans (Heh; stupid orphans. That’ll teach them to not have parents – On second thought, a burning bus full of orphans is kinda funny; Wolcott should emulate that more). That doesn’t mean either of us is malfunctioning in the humor department. It just means that on certain issues we are too different to laugh with each other.
This seems so simple to me. Am I beating a dead horse here?
The only thing I’ve seemed to notice as a key difference between liberals making jokes about politics and conservatives making jokes about politics is that conservatives seem to be able to laugh at themselves more. I poke fun of my own beliefs all the time here. Yet, I’ve never seen a liberal making fun of the common liberal beliefs he or she holds dear – even with all the material that’s available! (Just think of Howard Dean alone!)
Then again, I don’t really seek out liberal humor on politics. Can someone point me to a self-deprecating (on the political level, that is) liberal?