When people chop onions, they usually cry.
When Frank J. chops monkeys, he laughs.
What happens when people chop other things?
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When Muslims chop off heads, they ululate with glee.
When Muslims think of chopping off heads, they ululate with glee.
When Muslims think of other Muslims chopping off heads, they ululate with glee.
When Muslims think of condemning fellow Muslims for chopping off heads, they become apostates and get their heads chopped off.
“How much wood could a woodchop chop if a woodchop could chop wood? Or something like that.”
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Well, don’t do much chopping anymore, but I do have a couple o’ chainsaws.
Chopping people and other mammals with a chainsaw usually just makes a big mess. Maybe I’m not doing it right.
When I “chop chop” I speed up.
When the Half-Elven Commie Slayer chops commies, a good capitalist spends some money.
When lumberjacks chop trees, hippies protest.
How much wood could a woodchop chop if a woodchop could chop wood? Or something like that.
When I chop suey, I’m hungry half an hour later.
Chop STICKS make my lap smell like soy sauce…
I went chopping con mi amigo Gordito, but our pinche chopping cart had a wobbly rueda.
When Michael Moore karate chops at fat camp all true marshal artists cry.
Ron Popeil chops, slices, dices and makes french fries in three different ways.
when I chop up bodies they fit in the freezer better.
When Muslims chop off heads, they ululate with glee.
When Muslims think of chopping off heads, they ululate with glee.
When Muslims think of other Muslims chopping off heads, they ululate with glee.
When Muslims think of condemning fellow Muslims for chopping off heads, they become apostates and get their heads chopped off.
“How much wood could a woodchop chop if a woodchop could chop wood? Or something like that.”
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
When I chop pork, I make pork chops. When I make pork chops, my family pigs out. :o)
When Bush chops taxes, people who earn money celebrate. But people who don’t have money complain about the tax chops for the people who pay taxes.
Are chopped puppies as tasty as blended?
Chop ’til you drop!
The last time a woodchuck chucked wood on my property, he met our good friend .223.
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Well, don’t do much chopping anymore, but I do have a couple o’ chainsaws.
Chopping people and other mammals with a chainsaw usually just makes a big mess. Maybe I’m not doing it right.
Its less messy if they are frozen, but as otcconan stated above, they fit better in the freezer AFTER chopping… So its a catch-22…