Is there anything more useless than an internet petition? Yes, but those things aren’t worth the time it would take mentioning them.
Anyway, does someone know how to set up one? I always get Democrat spam for new petitions (fire Rumsfeld, impeach Bush, etc.) so any idiot must be able to do it (just not this idiot). I want a petition for President Bush to bitch-slap Senator Hagel (I decided punch was too harsh and that a bitch-slap was more likely to happen). We then need a million signatures and can send it to the President. Hopefully, it can also be used against Hagel when he inevitably tries to make a presidential run.
“If you have so much popular support as you claim, then how come there was a popular internet petition started by fellow Republicans to have you bitch-slapped?”
It’s a good idea, and, like most good ideas, I don’t have time for it. Someone get to it!
petition starts here
Tony,
Like the wording – I’d have signed if it had actually been a petition!
Somebody HELP!!!
– MuscleDaddy
the man is holding me down…cant afford site.
http://www.petitiononline.com/
though, a petition along the lines you are describing probably falls within this:
We do not accept petitions that advocate violence, extreme hostility, that use foul language, or are otherwise irresponsible or anti-social. We consider petitions which attack individuals for independent expression of their own legal and non-violent opinions, for example, to be irresponsible and anti-social. We don’t accept petitions from anonymous authors, which almost by definition constitute cheap shots.
see….theres the man again. holding us down.
Genius, sheer genius.
It requires only the will to do so.
http://www.ipetitions.com/campaigns/slaphagel
Hope you don’t mind that I plagiarized your work.
why you son of a…i dont mind at all. as long as imao lets me ride their coattails to freedom and corndogs. however, if we do get a million sigs i would like to be there to present it to our lord and president.
I’m not sure that its a real site… I think it’s only there to generate a list of email addresses to spam.
It never confirms that you signed anything. It just goes to some bs for a free something or another.
Best. Petition. Ever.