Gotta Go Where the Money Is

It looks like I’m going to be really busy for a while, but, since I love my readers, I’ll use some of my weekend to pre-write posts. I’ll even write ahead on Superego for the first time (I’m just thrilled anyone likes that).
BTW, we’re still restructuring for the next IMAudiO. It will make a triumphant return… hopefully next week.

Rita Report again

With the dozens of tree branches and scads of leaves scattered in the streets in this part of town, it looks more like a pack of drunk Mexican gardeners went on a rampage here before running out of tequila and passing out.
And not even a Category-5 pack of drunk Mexicans, either. We’re talking dull shears, really weak tequila, and some really lazy drunk Mexicans.
So go ahead and blame whomever or whatever for this storm, John Q. Public, I’m going to blame the Mexicans.

Rita Report

Millions of people evacuated, only needing to be moved back in.
Thousands of abandoned and stranded cars.
Millions of gallons of gas wasted.
Billions of dollars in lost production.
A few dozen people dead from the evacuation.
A fire or two in Galveston.
Some trees knocked down here and there.
But it was all worth it to guarantee that the Motley Crue concert at Toyota Center was cancelled.
Okay, folks… how will this all be blamed on Bus?
My guess is that Haliburton will get the contracts to widen the freeways. Oh, and Donald Rumsfeld secretly owns a stake in many major bottled-water companies.

My 2nd BLOGIVERSARY!!!! Whooptydo!

I’ve guess I’ve been blogging for long enough to be out of my blogging diapers now.
Now I guess I’m just going to run around leaving smelly surprises everywhere. Basically like I do here, now.