With Rita being a Category 5, any ideas what we should do for Laurence Simon’s memorial service? I was thinking something tasteful and dignified but then realized that totally wouldn’t fit.
Seriously, everyone pray for Laurence Simon and family… even though he killed Jesus.
Was praying before.
Now, praying again.
Best to all of them and bless all of them
Here we go…
Yes, this has the potential of a really crappy bedtime story. Godspeed to you Lawrence (& family)! You’re all in our prayers.
Actually, I plan on going outside and vlogging a crappy bedtime story in the full hurricane force winds…
Okay, maybe not.
If Laurence is the one who killed Jesus, and he is STILL alive today (Making him atleast 2000 years old) this pitiful excuse of a rain storm won’t harm him!
unless it rains holy water….
Remember, Laurence, that the last time your people started an exodus, they were on the road for 40 years…
I’m sure you’ll be able to tough out some “Old Testament” style action.
Good Luck and God’s speed…
Lawrence,
If, in your panic, you run until you hit Colorado drop me a line – I have a nice extra room in a cat-friendly house.
Lost my house in H. Jeanne last yr.
Prayers with you,
– MuscleDaddy
I would make a crack about Jesus and the title of a particular Star Wars movie, but this isn’t really an appropriate situation.
Best of luck to you, amigo. You’re in our prayers.
Good Luck Lawrence. Stay safe, and God Speed.
Do I have to leave out “In Jesus name we pray” if I pray for a jew?
Laurance, BE SAFE!!!
Mike
(Who knows the difference between a u and a w)
Praying for you Laurence.
Get going now, I heard some lady on fox news this morning saying it took her 8 hrs to go 10 miles. But that was before they opened up the whole freeway! Good luck!!!
Perhaps a burial at sea, seeing as most cemetaries will be covered with it.
Hang tough. Got my own family members scrambling from Rosenburg and Kingwood to the Texas Hill Country. Gotta pray for a lot of people.
Pomoze Bog.
Sooooo, FrankJ…..does this mean you’re taking over Friday Cat-Blogging for the duration? I’m only asking because seeing cat-hides staked out in your back yard to season doesn’t really qualify. Just an FYI since I know you love cats so much… 😉
Tsar Lazar
Memorial luau, complete with pig roast?
I was going to say, “Screw that crappy Jesus killing Jew Laurence, pray for his cats!” but then I thought to myself, “Self? do you really wanna walk that road? It ain’t exactly pointed at Damascus.”
Stupid Jesus killer, I would pray for him to die but i like his crappy bedtimestories too much