Today antiwar activist Cindy Sheehan announced the paperwork to change her name legally to Hurricane Bushisawarcriminal has been filed.
Citing an extreme low pressure region behind her eyes, she predicts that she “will be the most devastating blast of hot air to strike at an American president in recent time, at least since what happened to Clinton.” She added, she has no plans to dissipate while over land either and intends to be very unpredictable.
“You’ll definitely want to closely watch me, Hurricane Bushisawarcriminal, since neither logic, facts, reason nor prevailing wind of current opinon control my movements”
, she stated.
The following probability cone was released in conjunction with the announcement.
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Funny, Kim.
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sorry for the double post. It told me the first one didn’t go through
The National Weather service predicts that she will arrive in College Park, Maryland, within the next 10 days.
hmmm, I thought she changed her name to Grievingmotherofakilledsoldierandantiwaractivistcindysheehan.
Well, I guess the other name is shorter.
WHAT A B***H, if I ever see here I have a .308 marine sniper rifle waiting. Great site
Is that a joke? When it comes to her I just can’t tell.
Pomoze Bog.
DONDE ES RICO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Tsar Lazar
And here I thought she’d be taking up the moniker Baroness Von Munchausen…it definately suits her, but then HE was a big French windbag, so maybe her hurricane name is suitable.
TEEEEEJ
With all this force, what is keeping her head inflated?
Hey Lamar, get out into the world and travel a bit. I recommend almost anywhere in Africa. Most people aren’t as evil as you think. It’s gov’ts that are evil. The men with power. I can sorta sympathize with you gun lovers cuz I’m a bit concerned about the republican abuse of power in this country. I do wonder why you love Saudi Arabia so much. They are the ones responsible for destruction of the trade center.
This is an outright fabrication! Cindy would never do such a foolish thing because, this righteous mom knows that her followers would have serious spelling problems with anything other than four-letter words!
Tim, I think you should reserve your next bullet for minibrain’s mini brain… Spare him the monstrosity of life. Bwahahaha…
If I may wax theological, I found it scary to think that perhaps God engineered these two hurricanes to keep attention off of Cindy the Camping Crone.
Scary, because if that is true, then it means that letting the news people pay attention to her would have been so terrible that it was worth devastating New Orleans to stop, that two storms of wind and rain would be less deadly than one storm of hate-filled agitprop.
Of course, it could just be a huge coincidence. But it is strange, that just as Cindy began to search for hate-filled lefties to march on Washington, Katrina forced our attentions to giving aid to the victims of the disaster, and Rita will do that yet again just as the lefties begin their “mass” protest, forcing people to again think about how much they can help the storm victims rather than how much they hate Republicans.
War on Saudi Arabia! Yay!
She should rename herself to Rita Katrina.
The low pressure area behind her eyes is commonly known as a vacuum. This explains much, including why her ideas suck.