Good news: I’ve been officially cleared of the murder of Jesus Christ! No more blood libel against me for being Jewish! Take that, Arab League and Catholics!
Bad news: The report was based on tests performed by the Houston Police Department Crime Lab.
sigh It’s not like I haven’t gotten used to the public stonings.
Ok, so you didn’t kill Jesus, but don’t you still need the blood of baptized babies for your Yom Kippur Matzeh balls, Joooo?
Even if you didn’t kill Jesus, what about the high gas prices, tsunamis, floods, Steven Spielberg, Kosher Dills, and bad television programming?
(Which we all know are integral parts of the Zionist conspiracy).
Sorry, dude.
You’re still suspect…
Laurence your on fire this week. How come you sound so much more lively on the IMAO podcasts than on Dave’s messages.
Why?
Three words: Right Wing Duck.
Not only is he my muse, but he’s also my private brain case specialist.
As Frank pointed out, the Roman’s killed Jesus, but he got better.
Apparently Jewish HMO’s are much better than ours. Oooo, you Jooish guys make me angry!
I never got cleared, ’cause I’m most definitely guilty.
Oh snap. You’re Jewish? Shows how much I know.