It seemed that North Korea was going to dismantle their nuclear weapons program, but it ended up they wanted nuclear reactors in exchange (what’s a country with no food going to do with all that electricity?). They had ten other demands – ranked as it was – and are as follows:
THE TOP TEN DEMANDS OF THE NORTH KOREANS IN EXCHANGE FOR DISMANTLING THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM
10. A respectable publisher for their dictator’s rap album Kim Jong Il’n.
9. A chicken with a pulley in the middle for some reason.
8. The dog from Fraiser… in a nice butter sauce.
7. A little black purse that goes with everything.
6. A promise we won’t invade them.
5. The names of good contractors for spider holes if we break the previous promise.
4. More staring roles for Koreans in network sitcoms.
3. A hug.
2. An XBox 360.
And the number one demand of the North Koreans in exchange for dismantling their nuclear weapons program…
That other half of that sandwich there… ya know… if you weren’t going to eat it.
First!
“9. A chicken with a pulley in the middle for some reason.”
So how many LucasArts adventure games do you own? It seems like you have at least one Monkey Island and possibly Sam and Max.
Anyone else get that feeling?
OHOHOH ME TOO! i immediately thought of monkey island.
Mmmmmm…butter sauce
Staring roles eh?
James, it must be that it’s only until they’ve learned enough English to memorize their lines.