BEGINNING OF STORY
PREVIOUS (PART 39)
“I can’t get through on my cellphone. The tall buildings are giving me no bars! The bystanders are going to be killed!”
Rico replied, “That’s too bad”, sucks to be an innocent bystander today. “Aren’t you going to stop? Gimme that phone!”
Diane was about to miss a red light
“Huh? No, leggo. Stop? Rico, I can’t stop, not while there’s innoc-”
Diane then missed the red light.
They were struck by a large truck carrying mega large waffles. One of the enormous waffles, carried by inertia, flew out through the top of the truck, flipped twice in air and landed square on Diane’s car.
Diane and Rico were crushed and killed instantly, flat as pancakes.
Epilogue
Rico’s ship and Dip were converted into an enormous toaster, that could fly.
Diane went to heaven.
Rico, not so much. He was toast.
The End?
Fans Of SuperEgo, Everyone, I am sorry, in a way.
I have been looking at Superego thinking SuperEggo for weeks and thought hey what would really suck?
A really short, really lame and really unsatisfying ending to this story.
Instead of having Frank J. babelize the ending like he threatened to today, which would have really ticked me off, I figured, why not do it myself, ticking everybody else off?
So I did it.
I’m still looking forward to the real ending to the story. We’ve had the bad ending so now Frank J. can give us the good one.
Dirty dirty trick, Mr. FraMk J.
Talk about tying up loose ends!
Anty
I’ve seen funny.
I’ve read funny.
I’ve, on occasion, BEEN funny.
That ain’t funny.
If you can’t do something smart, you should at least do something right.
Pick one.
– MuscleDaddy
i don’t know, it certainly made me laugh.
Nice try . . .
FraMk J.
You’re kidding…right?
It makes me laugh, but it makes me want to cry at the same time.
I don’t remember writing this…
Damn, that better not be the end! I want gunfights, violence, dead assassins, and narrow escapes. Not death by driver inattention and giant waffles!
hehe I like the “M”. Someone need a break, did they?
I hate those spontaneous toaster conversions; happened to me when I was driving to work this morning. Really caused a traffic jam and let me tell you, people were confused when I popped out with a new tan!
Hah! Just noticed the SuperEggo
are you serious?
I can just the next episode opening with “Rico woke up with a start…”
Leggo my SuperEggo!
Not quite the ending I expected.
Women drivers always ruin a good ending.
Blip=Dip?
This is why you shouldn’t let monkeys near computers either.
Social manipulation at its worst.
You’ve got…
hackers?
mmmm. eggo’s.
I thinks you were hungry when you wrote the ending
Cute….. now what’s the real ending, you Gajin?
thats pretty funny, M. Good job.
I hope this wasn’t a 40 episode build up to a really lame breakfast food gag.
I dunno it was kind of syrupy.
I second Steve the Pirate.
What pathos! What drama!
So, this is what hell smells like?
Spacemonkey comes clean. See I was right about letting monkeys near computers.
I did babelize a description of the surprise ending (it’s not all written yet and won’t be until the day I post it).
I love the smell of Eggos in the morning. It smells like….monkeys.
You’re an ass, Spacemonkey.