I saw this interesting story in the news today.
We have Osama’ Bin Laden’s driver in custody. This is somebody who met Osama and knew him. So – What vital piece of intelligence have we been able to gather?
Osama Bin Laden is shy and likes hugs.
Yes, this made news. Well, if that’s good then you’re really going to have an educational moment as IMAO presents:
The Top Ten Little Known Facts about Osama Bin Laden…
10. OBL tries to make sure all of his latest audio threats are available at I-Tunes. In a blatant attempt to increase downloads – he once wrote a song about gay Al Queda cowboys.
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9. Next projects: DVD collection. Season One — OBL’s greatest threats.
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8. Although he’s shy, OBL is rumored to have once dated Lindsay Lohan.
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7. The very tall OBL was once kicked off his local basketball team. He got carried away with the bling bling. And for being a bigger ball hog than Kobe Bryant.
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6. Most embarrassing moment: Being caught wearing the same dress as Reese Witherspoon.
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5. OBL once planned to record a duet with Barbra Streisand. Unfortunately, they were unable to come to an agreement as to which one would be billed as “the pretty one.”
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4. Osama is currently working on writing a children’s book: My Fatwa- a Popup Book
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3. To overcome his shyness, OBL joined a new reality show — Dancing With Al Queda. He won first place and hit the talk show circuit. His dance partner unfortunately, let some of her ankle show beyond her burqua and had to be stoned to death.
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2. Before settling in to his trademark cloak and turban, OBL tried other trendy looks such as baggy pants, wearing one sequined glove, and Elvis jumpsuits.
And the #1 Little Known Fact about Osama Bin Laden…

#1. OBL once had a special dog trained for suicide missions. He named it Brownie.
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IMAO plans to share more top secreit information about this man known as OBL. Any day now – we plan to capture his manicurist.