I always figured it would be a state of chaos or a state of confusion, but a state of alert over bird flu is good enough for me.
The Palestinian health service was placed on a state of alert in the wake of the outbreak of bird flu in Israel, prime minister Ahmed Qorei announced.
“The government has decided to decree a state of emergency. While we have not detected any cases ourselves, we must take all necessary precautions and use all means at our disposal to protect our people and avoid this epidemic affecting us,” the outgoing premier said after the weekly cabinet meeting.
Well, they wanted a state of their own, right? Now, after years of bloodshed and turning their kids into maniac deathcultist, they’ve finally got one.
Just be careful folding up that Road Map, guys. I hear it’s soaked with the same Zionist Mystery Poison that killed Arafat.
Now turn your head, Abdul, and cough. Oh, and try not to explode.
“Oh, and try not to explode.”
Hah! Excellent.
But I thought bird flu was the wrath of Allah on the evil Jooooos.
Have Paleostinians been converting to Judaism?
Bird flu?! Gimme a break. More people choked to death last weekend eating General Tso’s chicken than have died of the bird flu in the past year. When it actually does become a pandemic, then I’ll get scared. ‘Til then…
yawn
I think I’ve heard the number of WORLDWIDE cases is only 180. granted I feel bad for those 180 people, but is 180 really something to PANIC over? I feel bad about the birds too…I love turkey sandwiches.
So these are not discarded rubber chickens Frank leaves behind? Now that would be something to be afraid of.
//The Palestinian health service was placed on a state of alert in the wake of the outbreak of bird flu in Israel, prime minister Ahmed Qorei announced.//
Did they happen to be on a state of alert over some of their own people possibly being harmed if they blow themselves up? It could happen.