Inspired by the brave and noble words of George Clooney, the Motion Picture Academy today announced a new category for gay pornography.
“We felt touched — deeply- by his words when he said, ‘We’re a little bit out-of-touch in Hollywood.’ For this reason, we felt it best to include a category that most deeply reflects the desires of those who most deeply affect motion pictures – critics”
“We’re excited about this change! Brokeback was only the beginning!”said a closeted spokesman. “We’re thinking this will be Fant-A-Boo-Lous!!”
Directors are already signing up to direct gay versions of all the current Hollywood hits including: Boy Crash — Good Night and Get Out – and Ca-Pooty. Additionally, the alternative family crowd is eagerly anticipating the newest offering – Very Curious George And The Man With The Big Yellow Banana.
Once again, Hollywood leads the charge in making America a better place.
Hé hé hé.
I’m still waiting for the category, “Best Academy Award Show Movie Montages”
“best light hearted jab at hollywood”
Y’know, this could re-invent most motion pictures ever made- “The Matrixie”, “4 Same-Sex Weddings & a Funeral”, “Brunch at Tiffanys”, and so on. This could really give new meaning to the Action/Adventure genre of films.
I understand that the independant film industry is whining about what little is seperating their films from mainstream Hollywood (I guess Hollywood just isn’t left wing enough!) Come on, guys, they may have stolen gay cowboys, but at least they wern’t eating pudding!
I thought it was “Bi-Curious George”…
Isn’t there a most self-righteous blow-hard award? Clooney won didn’t he?
Frank forget the moon…nuke the San Andreas fault…lets speed this sinking of caifornica into the pacific….and hurry please I cannot deal with one more faggot movie.
Not a homophobe…..just hate faggots not scared of them!
WK