(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
According to this story, a slain soldier’s widow successfully sued a guy who was giving money to Al Qaeda, which means that – thanks to one of the few lawyers not shot by Dick Cheney – the War on Terror is $102 million dollars closer to being over.
It occurs to me there’s another underutilized American resource that could be put to work fighting Islamofascism – Pakistani cab drivers!
Picture this:
TERRORIST: Take me to government building where I can murder innocent people! ULULULULULULU!
PCD: I cannot please to be speaking your English! I get you hotel? Airport? Cocaine? Hookers? Durka! Durka!
TERRORIST: Jihad! Jihad!
PCD: Look Mohammed, I only talk that way to screw with the Yuppies. I don’t actually speak your wacky Arab monkey-jabber durka-durka crap! Either take the broads & coke or get the hell out of my cab!
TERRORIST: Fine! I’ll get someone else to take me! [gets out, slams door]
PCD: The only place you’re going is between the treads of my Goodyear All-Season radials, you terrorist bastard! [sound of squealing tires]
TERRORIST: AIEEEEEE! squish!
PCD: USA! USA! USA!
God bless our patriotic geographically-imported transportation engineers.
First?
I’m a cab driver. The Paki’s will run down the terrorists, but that’s just ’cause they’re in the way.
Second!!!!!!!!!! you fags
That was the good laugh I needed today! I love this place.
On an unrealted note, you know what second is: first loser.
Did Algo just call us a pack of cigarettes?
As a cigar smoker, I find this offensive.
Whahaha, I’d love to have something like that on tape!
I offer to you all to raise your case in the most Anti American forum that I ever saw in the net: Pravda English Main Forum. Lot of Bolsheviks, Muslim (even from the US)and other nuts get ther daily to tell lies on the US and other free democratic allies.
It’s a place to meet and know your enemies too. So you won’t be surprised time and again.
See here in the one of the most Anti American forum on the net:
http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=161065
http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=161036
http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=160875
http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=160936
God Bless America !!!
See you
Allgro
Harvey, you should do that for the next podcast.
LOL! What? Lawers being usefull for a change? Uh-oh. Another sign that the end is near!
You know what Shakespear said ” first kill all the lawyers.” I’m sure he didn’t know what a terrorist is, otherwise he would have said “first killl all the terrorists, then kill all the lawyers.”
well spank my ass and call me charlie, that was funny! lulululululululu
The the big tires on my 4 X 4 Durango work? Please say yes….