Threatened with harm and pain

Iran has threatened the United States with “harm and pain” over the campaign to drag Iran into the United Nations Security Council where Russia and China will flip a coin to see who vetoes any meaningful measures to stop the Persian nuclear weapons program:

“The United States has the power to cause harm and pain,” said an statement delivered by the Iranian delegation and later repeated to reporters by top nuclear negotiator Javad Vaidi.
“But the United States is also susceptible to harm and pain. So if that is the path that the U.S. wishes to choose, let the ball roll.”
The statement did not elaborate on what Iran meant by “harm and pain,” and Iranian officials were not immediately available to comment.

I believe it’s already started.
Recently, my right knee’s been bothering me. Not quite a dull ache, but when I walk quickly it’s a bit thick and unsteady. And a joint in my left ring finger’s been a tad sore. Does Iran have some kind of Voodoo doll of me or something, sticking little scimitar-shaped pins into it, chanting HARM AND PAIN in Farsi during arcane rituals?
Well, okay, in my case, a Jewvoodoo… Jewdoo… Voojewdoo?

18 Comments

  1. The secret Iranian plan is to sneak garlic into our water supply, so we will know the pain and embarassment of halitosis.
    Plus, with bad breath, our prayers to Allah will not be heard. Of course, since we do not pray to Satan as they do, this will not cause us any pain. BWAH HA HA HA! Silly mullahs.

  2. You know, madmatt, you’re right!
    Liberals should embrace war with Iran.
    Oil costs will go through the roof – the economy will limp along – people will be forced to live sustainable lifestyles.
    War w/Iran?
    Bring it on, baby!

  3. HArm and Pain? Does this mean 7-11 is raising their prices another ten cents to the dollar? If they want a nuclear program, let’s give ’em one…introduce them to our buddy named Polaris.

  4. If theres a “accident at the nuke facitity then it would have been caused by a Israel missle, until we clean up iraq (note lower case sign of no respect) Bush won’t start anything with the other iraq (excuse) iran. Besides how much hurt can they put on us, I say bring it and bring your “A” game towelhead!!!!
    WK

  5. Let’s just nuke the hell out of Iran and save our soldiers lives. Once it’s done, what will the loser UN and its loser member countries have to say? They better damn well not say much knowing they may be next. Those scumbags aren’t worth the fabric it takes to wrap their idiot heads with.

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